Why ladies love Severus Snape: A detailed primer. (chock full of spoilers, in case you care)

[avphibes]

 All images used were culled from our friend, the internet.

So I was sitting around playing Marry/Fuck/Kill with the Potterverse and was like “I’d totally fuck Snape, obviously.” Then it occurred to me that, among the smorgasbord of cute young boys, why would the “obvious” sexual choice be a gnarly old goth who’s a dick to everyone?

Comments

[marlowe1]

So wait - that whole Fuck You attitude I've been trying to fight against for years is the reason I sometimes get laid? Damn. I must revise my Frumster profile.

[gbeaverson]

Hm...I do believe you've hit the nail on the head, Alia. Hard on the head. Over and over and over...

Phew. It's the voice really. The other stuff is mere meringue atop devilish dark fudge cake. That voice is the stuff of, well, dreams of the sopping wet variety.

BTW, you're really funny. Ever think of becoming an agony aunt for the Onion? You'd be great.

So true!

[ext_218383]

This is hysterical. I found myself rooting for Severus all the way through book 7. There is something about the guy. And I'm glad Alan Rickman makes Severus's hair look less greasy.

[norae]

bang on. (which is, coincidentially, a phrase I might use to address Alan Rickman)

yes to alan rickman, velvet voices & no to sociopaths. I wish I had a time machine, so I could relay this information to me about 10 years ago.

[nodeshop]

This article was vey helpful to me. It helped me to be informed and more aware. The details were such a blessing, thanks.