Meme stolen from Emma
1.This survey gets a little personal; can you handle it?
Does that mean I can sue the maker of this meme for damages? I could use some extra cash, tbh.
2. If you married the last person you texted, what would your last name be?
Lord.
3. Were you happy when you woke up today?
I woke up at half six in the morning. Now, ask me that question again.
4. When were you on the phone last? And with who?
Last night. The IT guy with VZW.
5. What are you excited for?
ZOMG I HAVE REAL INTERNET NOW!
7. Honestly, who was the last person to tell you they love you?
An f-lister with a stray comment, I wager. I don't know for certain.
8. What's the last thing you put in your mouth?
A straw and the accompanying iced tea.
9. Have a best friend?
I suppose I do. Or did. I don't see my 'best friend' often enough for it to serve the traditional purpose of the moniker.
10. Are you scared to fall in love?
No. But I'd rather not. I have better things to do.
11. Do you think teenagers can be in love?
No. I'm cynical. I think that they can honestly believe that they are in love, but 9/10 times I don't think they really are, imho. /Emma
12. Last person you wanted to punch in the face?
Do you have about an hour? I can't narrow that list down to one. But probably someone at work. It was hot and gross, and I was tired.
13. What time is it right this second?
20:44 Wednesday, 11th July 2012
14. What do you want right now?
Some nacho cheese for my Flamin' Hot Munchies. But alternately, maybe some Chinese.
15. Who was the last person you took a picture with?
Um...I've had my picture taken, usually against my will. But not with anyone. Maybe team photos for hockey some years ago.
16. Are you single, taken, heartbroken or confused?
Ecstatically single.
17. When was the last time you cried?
No idea. It's probably been a long time. Not much of a crier.
18. Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
With my dad. I don't have a relationship with my mother.
19. Do you find it hard to trust others?
Well, as I dislike a wide range of people, I would say yes.
20. How fast does your mind change?
Depends on how much I care about the subject at hand.
21. I bet you miss somebody right now.
Not overly. /Emma
22. Can you honestly say you're okay right now?Yes. /Emma
23. Why do you think so many people cheat?
Boredom. Temptation. /Emma
24. Tell me what's on your mind.
I'm hungry and my feet hurt like a mofo.
25. What are you looking forward to in the next three months?
QSQs and possibly promotion at work. My vacation if my boss ever decides I can have it.
26. Have you ever worn the opposite sex's clothing?
Yes. I love men's t-shirts. They don't require multiple XLs to find a size that fits.
27. When did you last talk to your number 1 top friend?
Is that supposed to be something I understand? I don't, if it is.
28. When is your next road trip?
I don't have any planned. /Emma
29. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell anything to?
No. I don't share all my secrets. If I did, no one would ever talk to me again.
30. How's your heart?
Functioning within established perameters.
31. Have you ever felt like you weren't important?
Sure. Hasn't everyone at some stage? /Emma
32. Do you think somebody's in love with you?
LOL!
33. What are you planning on doing after this?
Sussing out some food.
34. Next time you will kiss someone?
Don't fucking know; don't fucking care.
35. Have you told anybody you loved them today?
Nope. Probably won't tomorrow, either.
36. Who do you not get along with?
Most people. Hence why I tend to keep to myself.
37. What does you 3rd recent text say?
FREE VZW MSG: As of 07/09, XXX-XXX-XXXX has used approximately 75% of data allowance for the bill cycle ending the 15th. Check verizonwireless.com for details.
38. What are you wearing right now?
My pyjamas. /Emma
39. You're locked in a room with the person you last kissed, how is it?
Amusing. :)
40. When's the last time you had a grilled cheese?
It's been a while, but the mere thought makes me wish i had bread in the house.
41. What's your favorite boy and girl name right now?
Adam.
42. How did you feel when you woke up?
Did I not already answer this question? /Emma
43. Do you wish someone would call or text you right now?
No. I hate phones.
44. Do you crack your knuckles?
Only when my fingers refuse to cooperate.
45. What were you doing yesterday at midnight?
MNFFing.
46. What are your LEGAL initials?
JAD
47. Who's the first B in your contacts?
Billy ♥
48. When was the last time you laughed really hard?
While reading ultra-bad Dumbledore/McGonagall
49. Your number 1 top friend walks out of your life, do you go after them?
I DON'T HAVE A NUMBER ONE FRIEND. /Emma
50. Explain your last awkward moment?
I can't think of one specifically, but it's usually something stupid and insensitive that I say.
51. Are you afraid of the dark?
I don't like super-darkness, but I do prefer dim surroundings.
52. Do you have good vision?
My third-inch thick glasses say otherwise.
53. Have you ever tripped someone?
Who hasn't?
54. Have you ever slapped someone?
Yeah.
55. Are you Irish?
About 1/8th
56. Do you use chap stick?
Rarely
57. Do you have any scars?
A couple, but no cool ones.
58. Is there someone you will never forgive?
Never say never, but there is a short list of people I am not likely to forgive their trespasses.
59. Are you dating the person you last held hands with?
I'm not dating anyone, and I don't like holding hands. It's sweaty and gross.
60. Name the last person to text you?
Lea
61. Would you marry someone 8 years older than you?
I wouldn't marry anyone, but I actually prefer to date men over 30. Guys in their 20s are barely human for the most part.
62. Can you go in public looking like you do?
I could but I wouldn't. /Emma That being said, I might do, as I'm famished.
63. Have you ever kissed someone whose name started with a A?
Yes. :D
64. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Depends on how the bed is situated with the room, but presently, the left.
65. What's the first thing you'll do on your wedding day?
Shoot myself in the face.
66. Do you fall for people easily?
No.
67. Has anyone put their arms around you in the past 5 days?
No.
68. Do you miss the way things used to be?
I have no idea what the fuck kind of 'things' you mean. Don't be wishy-washy. It's so unattractive in a meme.
69. Song you're thinking of right now?
I've had Rumour Has It stuck in my head all day.
70. Want someone back in your life?
I miss Billy. We don't talk much anymore. D:
71. Will tomorrow be better than today?
It better be. Fuck today.
72. What's the color of the shirt you are wearing?
Pink.
73. Who was the first friend that you had?
Julie.
74. Does it bother you when someone lies to you?
Depends on what they lie about.
75. Is there anyone who understands your relationship status?
I suppose people understand, even if they don't understand why I prefer it.
76. Are you a naturally happy person? Or is your happiness forced?
I'm a chill person, so I guess I'm neither of the above.
77. Is there anyone you wish would fall in love with you?
A millionaire who only wants me to marry him for tax purposes and doesn't want to live in the same house.
78. What do you wear when you sleep?
Pyjamas. String tops. Hoodies. It depends. /Emma
79. Are you obsessed with something right now?
Ploughing through my backlog of MNFF stuff.
80. The first person you loved is?
Aside from family, probably Adam.
81. Something terrible happened with you?
Yes. And then I got over it.
82. You are locked up with someone you love, what happens?
Whatever it is, it'd be better than being locked up with someone I hate, I reckon.
83. If you could wish something, what would it be?
That I could be a billionaire and let my whole f-list live with me and have the best, fastest wifi in the world.
84. Ever forced someone to do something?
I'm a supervisor. It comes with the territory.
85. When you are alone, what do you think about?
As little as possible.
86. How was your first kiss?
Very brief and fairly unspectacular, ha. /Emma
87. What's your favorite music genre?
I don't have one, but I'd say modern rock.
88. Are you going to tag people to do this?
No. They'll steal anyway if they so wish :) /Emma