This starburst REALLY doesn't want me to open it. Should it really take more than 5 seconds to open a starburst ( Read more... )

factory farming

but im a robot: i want straight hair
but im a robot: just for once
but im a robot: BE STRAIGHT
maidenofmisery: hahaha
maidenofmisery: I want curly hair
but im a robot: why is that? everyone who has curly hair wants straight hair,a nd everyone with straight hair wants curly hair.
but im a robot: i was born with blonde hair, and i didn't like it. now ( Read more... )

i just found out most cigarette companies test their cigarettes out on dogs, monkeys and other animals.


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My 300th journal entry lost all significance when I decided to post about the hole in Dennis' lip and how enticing metal looks on a teenage boys face. I have neglected to even glance at my journal for a long time. Ew, observing that my journal is decorated with the not-so-fun-to-look at face of Conor Oberst on my background, I decided to change it ( Read more... )

my cat just gnawed the head off of my blue hippo and ate it.

My neighbor Frank made me the most awesome mix CD ever! The Nightmare Before Christmas soundtrack! and there are other things on there like the opening part of the ride The Haunted Mansion where you're stuck in that small room and the Mr.Moviefone sounding guy talks. This is rad! I <3 DANNY ELFMAN

OMG

Danny Elfman is my God...

and Thomas ( Read more... )

my baby just got his lip peirced. he's wanted it for a while. so if he's happy, i'm happy.

98% of america wanted to fuck him before.
he just now won over the last 2%.

HAHA! my man is better than yours!

my next post will be my 300th.

Sorry about the lack of posting lately. It's not that I'm too lazy to post. I open up Semagic, think about what I could update about, then realize I can't post about whats been going on with me.

( spend some time with me, please... )