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What did you last bite?
Brownie.
Have you ever been lost in your own neighborhood?
Not that I can recall
Is your bed big enough for two people?
Not super comfortably, but yes.
What is your favorite board game?
Scrabble or Clue, probably.
When was the last time you used a calculator?
Not too long ago, but I don't remember why
Was your last smile real?
Yepp
Can you live without the most important person in your life?
No.
Have you ever done something to harm yourself?
Yes.
When was the last time you climbed a tree?
Uh, like 25 years ago
Have you ever been so hot that you became cold?
No.
What is the closest thing to you that is rainbow colored?
A painting my kids did.
Do believe that wishes come true?
Sometimes, but not because their wishes per se lol
What is the last thing you watched on tv?
A terrible horror movie called Bats lol
Can you touch your toes?
Not, from, like a standing position
Have you ever been hospitalized for more than 2 weeks?
No.
Have you ever talked to a therapist?
No.
Who protects you?
Myself, my dad, Justin
When was the last time you showered?
Yesterday
What can you do that none of your friends can do?
Idk
When was the last time you heard someone scream?
Earlier. Yay kids lol
Who was the last person to call you baby?
Angie I think
Why did you last go to the airport?
To pick up my dad
Who was the last person to see you in your underwear?
Most likely Justin
Have you ever showered with another person?
Yes.
Whose room were you last in?
Mine
Is there something you are keeping a secret from your parents?
I guess so
When you woke up how did you feel?
Tired lol
When was the last time you were sick?
Idk
Where is your thinking place?
My car
Have you ever pretended not to like something because of friends?
Probably when I was younger
Who is on your speed-dial?
Who tf still uses speed dial
Are you able to forget people easily?
Not really
When was the last time you went to the bathroom?
Like, an hour ago
What disgusts you about bathrooms?
Most of it
Who yelled at you last?
Andy ugh
How often do you get hiccups?
Very rarely.
Have you ever been sneezed on?
No, but my dad sneezed full on in my mom's face once and it was hilarious
Have you ever had gum stuck in your hair?
Yes
Has a bird ever pooped on you?
Yepp, twice lol
What can you tell me about clocks?
...They're... clocks?
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1.) What was the shortest amount of time you’ve known someone before you’ve dated them? If you’ve never been in a relationship before, do you watch Scrubs?
Like, a month?
2.) Are you a fan of inside jokes or do you tend to stay away from them?
They're good
3.) Do you have any theatrical experience? If so, what have you done?
No.
4.) Which movies currently out in theaters do you want to see?
There are no movies in theaters here
5.) Don’t you hate it when people talk about their relationships constantly?
Not really
6.) How close would you say you are to your relatives?
To my kids, parents, and sister (and her family), I'm very close. My aunts/uncles/cousins can all go die, except for Daylin & Cheyenne, who are only awesome because my sister and I practically raised them lol
7.) Do you collect anything? If so, what?
Pop figures, Harry Potter and Gone With the Wind stuff, etc
8.) Is there anything you need to say to anyone?
No.
9.) What’s your favorite Pokemon?
Psyduck
10.) If you could have anyone to do your eulogy, who would it be and why?
Sam Jackson
11.) What was the last book you’ve read?
I just finished listening to 1984 on audiobook.
12.) Do you enjoy old movies?
Yes.
13.) If you play the Sims games, which one is your favorite?
Sims 2 is still the best one.
14.) If given the choice, would you rather go to Subway or a Chinese restaurant?
Chinese.
15.) Do your neighbors annoy you in any way?
My neighbor's kids are obnoxious, but they're not bad kids.
16.) When was the last time you had a Ring Pop?
No clue
17.) Whose car were you in last?
Mine
18.) What was the last party you were invited to?
Addie & Lavender's birthday party.
19.) Are you honestly happy with your life right now?
No.
20.) Have you ever kissed anyone in an elevator?
I'm sure
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Do you find it fun to pray for people?
I don't even think people who believe in prayer find it "fun."
Has your mom ever crocheted you a blanket?
lol No.
Do you regret letting a certain guy slip away?
Kind of.
Do you call yourself stupid a lot?
Yes lol
What show did you want to be on as a kid?
American Gladiators
Do you have regrets?
Kind of
Does anyone really know you?
Sure
What song do you want played at your wedding?
Ew, weddings.
Are you a fan of Taylor Swift?
No.
Would you ever dye your hair unicorn colors?
No, I'm trying not to anymore
Have you ever been on a cross-country train trip?
No.
List 3 of your pet peeves.
Being interrupted, people defending their drinking when they find out I'm sober, and being ignored.
Do you type fast?
Yes.
What do you like to put on your pancakes?
Butter only.
Have you ever accidentally drank spoiled milk?
Ew no.
Name someone you know whose baby died of SIDS.
I don't know anyone. That I know of, anyway.
^What was the baby's name?
N/a
Have you ever had your heart broken?
Yes.
When you were 3, was your natural hair color the same as it is now?
No, I was blonde when I was 3 and then it naturally became darker.
Have you ever received a scary message from someone online?
I don't know.
....that made you feel threatened for your life?
No.
Do you feel safe in your hometown?
Sure.
List 10 careers you've considered or would consider.
Currently my plan is Librarian. I have also considered high school teacher, journalist, photographer, special needs teacher, writer, screen-writer, data entry, party planner, baker.
What do you think of the name Brimley?
I hate it.
.....Skylar?
It's alright, but I wouldn't pick it.
.....Duncan?
I don't hate it.
......Sydney?
Nah.
....Storm?
God no.
Do you have a unique name or a common name?
It's more common now than when I was named it.
What does your first name rhyme with?
Bottom lol
What color hair did your first crush have?
Dirty blonde.
Do you have freckles on your face?
No :(
Do you own pink pants?
Not anymore, but I had bubblegum pink pants when I was in high school lol
List 10 names you think would be good middle names for girls.
I personally like long middle names, so; Victoria, Elizabeth, Charlotte, Isabelle, Margaret, Florence, Natalie, etc.
Who is your favorite Lisa Frank character?
No clue.
Do you own anything from the brand Natural Life?
No.
Does your family always have your back?
Mostly lol
What type of wedding do you want to have?
No thanks
Are you more of a leader or a follower?
Whatever
Do you know anyone with a profession in law?
Yes
Have you ever Googled yourself?
Yes.
Do you have a regular vacation spot, or do you always go somewhere new?
I don't.
Where were you working 10 years ago?
Babies R Us.
... 5 years ago?
I wasn't.
... 1 year ago?
First American.
Would you say you've had a good life so far?
Meh.
What's the shortest amount of time you've had between relationships?
Two weeks
As a child, what comfort foods did your parents make for you when you were sick with a cold or flu?
Chicken noodle soup or ramen
What's a movie series where the sequel was better than the original?
Godfather, Star Wars
What's something you wish you could have delivered to your house?
A million dollars
What's your favorite art style?
Cubism or post-impressionism
What time period is considered to be your country's 'golden age?'
America's not that good
How many trees are there in your yard?
One.
What are some of your favorite ways to de-stress?
Smoke a cigarette, play on my phone, read
Have you ever done LSD?
No.
What's currently on your grocery list?
I haven't made my list for next week yet, but I know we need batteries.
Are any of your coworkers currently out on maternity/paternity leave?
I don't have coworkers right now.
Would you be able to pinpoint Milwaukee on an unlabeled map?
No, but I'd get the state.
What is your favorite parody movie?
Airplane.
What kind of first impression do you hope others have of you?
-shrug-
Do you have a good sense of balance?
Not at all.
What is your least favorite ice cream flavor?
Vanilla.
Does your car have heated seats?
Nope.
What's something that has been in your local news lately?
Idk.
What's your favorite internet meme?
There's too many.
What hair length suits you the best?
Short.
What is the strangest pizza topping you've ever eaten?
Potatoes.
Do you live in a very racially and culturally diverse country?
Yes.
Can you name any books or movies where all the main characters die?
Shakespeare tragedies.
What was the last hotel you stayed at?
Uh, one in Abilene.
Do you live alone?
No.
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What’s the grossest thing you’ve encountered in/at a fast food joint?
Unsure.
Do you swallow chewing gum?
No.
Do you ever get goosebumps while listening to songs?
Yes.
Have you ever seen monkeys with underwear on at the zoo?
No?
Are there any amusement park rides you refuse to go on? Why?
No.
What is the best roller coaster you’ve ever been on?
The redesigned Texas Giant or the Rock N Roller Coaster
Don’t you think black jellybeans are icky?
Yes
Were you into the Beanie Baby craze?
Not really, I had like two because they were animals I happened to like
Would you ever wish to ride a dolphin?
Hell nah
Do you ever watch the news just for the weather forecast?
Rarely
What was the last thing you measured with a ruler?
The distance between my pupils lol
What textbook will you be happiest to give up when school is over?
I don't have any books this year
If your remote was missing, where is the most likely place you’d find it?
In the couch.
What’s the most beautiful place you’ve ever seen?
Idk.
Would you rather have a Playstation or Xbox made console?
Xbox
Enlighten me on your legalization feelings:
I feel like it should be legal. First of all, it'd be a major boost to the economy. Second of all, if cigarettes and alcohol can be legal, there's no reason weed shouldn't be, aside from making it easier to fill prisons.
Do you think taxes on tobacco and gasoline are getting out of hand?
Sure.
If you could go to a rummage sale RIGHT NOW, what would you look for?
I wouldn't, those things give me anxiety
Honestly, have you ever had an irresponsible babysitter?
Just my aunts and uncles lol
Ever considered the thought that kangaroos technically have fanny packs?
Okay.
Have YOU ever worn a fanny pack? (Don’t lie.)
In the 90's sure lol
Would you rather have chow mein or lo mein?
Lo mein.
What if you were watching COPS and saw your significant other on there?
I'm single and I don't watch Cops.
Have you ever tried to write to any celebrities?
Nope.
When was the last time you blew bubbles?
Not too long ago, I'm sure.
Have you ever stumbled across a beehive?
No.
Did the last doctor’s office you were in have a crappy magazine selection?
I don't remember, I just get on my phone.
Were your school’s lunch ladies scary?
Not that I can recall.
What food(s) make you cringe?
Beans.
Have you ever played an automated 20 Questions game and beat it?
Yes.
Have you been to a restaurant where they cook the food in front of you?
Yes.
If you had a robot, what would you make it do for you?
Clean.
The last ball you threw was a…(baseball, basketball, etc.)
Bouncy ball.
Do you think Twitter will outdo MySpace & Facebook, or is it just a fad?
How old is this survey?
Do you feel that presidential campaigns make people too competitive?
I suppose.
Have you ever caught a friend snooping in your room?
Not that I can recall.
Do you find Family Guy hilarious or offensive?
Stupid.
Which is more exciting: an underwater city or a colony in space?
Space.
Quick! Name the longest word starting with the letter ‘J’ you can think of:
Jurisdiction, off the top of my head.
Do you still write letters to people, even though there’s e-mail now?
Nope.
Have you ever had an accident involving a microwave?
One time I forgot about popcorn because I was distracted by my phone, and the whole apartment was FILLED with acrid smoke and I had to make all the kiddos go outside while we tried to air it out.