because this took me forever.
1. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
probably, though i doubt i ever will.
2. What is your relationship status?
single like a motherfucker.
3. How much does your dog weigh?
dogs smell.
4. Are you a heart breaker, or the heart breakee?
ask the trail of cold corpses behind me. (i'm so goth)
5. Ever waxed your legs?
no, but i shaved them when i was a swimmer.
6. Earrings or necklaces?
for me? or for your mom?
7. Who have you talked to most today?
this dude who worked at this shop where i was buying stuff. and this Greek girl who sits next to me in class.
10. Color of your shirt?
royal blue.
11. How many years have you taken a language?
fuckin' for days.
12. Who's on speed dial 5?
nobody. or maybe... it's not really my phone.
13. What color is your background on your computer mainly?
incredibly gay. but it's not my computer.
14. Do you wish on 11:11?
it's gotta be 11:11:11. you think you get a whole minute to wish, fuck that.
15. Good advice if you ever go camping:
where warm socks, unless of course you are camping in the desert. watch out for bears.
16. Are you a bad influence?
you know that song "Mother"? Danzig wrote that about me and i was only like 5. and he didn't even know i existed. how's that for bad influence?
17. What color are your eyes?
blue. ish.
18. Would you rather have your name or your siblings name?
mine. my sister's is kind of girly.
19. Would you do anything for someone?
no and it would depend on who the someone is.
20. Have you ever been called a whore?
no.
21. Favorite color?
grey. spelled just like that.
22. Do you use smiley faces on the computer a lot?
:):);):):):=)
23. What song is on?
"Dystopia" by Kreator
24. Are your grades good?
in high school and at Cabrillo they were pretty fucking damn good.
25. Do you have any friends with benefits?
fuck. that. shit. ... seriously.
26. Would you date anyone on your top friends?
Nate. ahehehe.
27. Does your best friend have a myspace?
Nate dizzle. but fucking Ian was a bastard (and by that i mean a very wise man) and deleted his.
28. Who's page did you last visit?
i prefer to keep my lurking a secret.
29. Last time you went out to lunch?
at the airport before i got on the plane with my parents. technically.
30. Do you watch the Gilmore Girls?
no. i enjoy listening to people not speed talk. it's like the writers of that show get paid by the word.
31. Have you ever enjoyed listening to Jack Johnson?
no. i didn't mind for a while. but no, he sucks hxc to the max + a hyphy sandwich.
32. Have you ever seen or enjoyed watching the O.C.?
i have seen, but i haven't enjoyed.
33. Do you have one or more Britney Spears C.D.s?
she does not make music, and having her songs stuck in your head is the worse near-suicide-committing experience ever.
34. Which radio stations are your favorites?
FUCK THE RADIO!
35. Are you a Lost fanatic?
FUCK LOST!
36. Still have pictures of your Ex?
i take a lot of pictures and never get rid of any of them.
37. Do you have a song by Ozzy Osbourne in your library?
i have a Black Sabbath album, but i sold my Ozzy album after i realized it sucked.
38. Alanis Morisette?
haha. yeah.
39. Do you watch Family Guy regularly?
not reguarly. it actually got old.
40. King of the Hill?
when someone puts it on and i'm too lazy to move.
41. Do you read trashy romance novels often?
no. i don't read much.
42. Do you ever forget to give a Christmas/birthday present?
i don't forget. i just choose to not support capitalism.
43. Do you sing obnoxiously in the car?
no one is around to hear, so it's not obnoxious now is it?
44. Do you sing obnoxiously in the shower when no one's home?
fuck you, if no one's home then it wouldn't be obnoxious. choose a different adverb.
45. Have you ever watched a little kid's show?
when i was a little kid. retard.
46. Have you ever pretended your crush was with you when they weren't?
in my wildest fantasies.
47. Did you draw pictures for your first crush back in elementary school?
umm i don't think so.
48. Have you ever liked a girl/boy but didn't ask her/him out because you were afraid?
hahaha. ... hahaha.
49. Have you ever written a poem or story about your life?
not about my whole life. i'm a little young to write my memoires now.
50. Have you ever spent over an hour thinking about nothing but your crush?
probably. i don't know.
51. Have you ever liked someone solely for their appearance?
appearance is generally the first attraction isn't it.
52. Do you eat all the servings in the food groups on a daily basis?
i'm actually doing pretty good with the whole "well balanced diet" thing for being on my own.
53. Are you ever a freak about cleanliness or organization?
i have been more than i am now. i used to spend entirely too much time cleaning and organizing, but i also had no life.
54. Have you ever been to South America or Africa?
no.
55. Do you know how to knit?
no. varför du stickar Benny? min fru stickar. är du fru? haha.
56. Do you have a cell phone or iPod with a patterned cover?
no.
57. Have you ever written love song lyrics yourself and put them in your profile?
what?
58. Do you keep a diary or journal ..?
lj.
59. When you open your closet, what is the dominant color?
umm. it's not really my closet.
60. Baskin Robbins or Coldstone?
FUCK COLDSTONE!
61. Physics or chemistry?
FUCK PHYSICS. FUCK CHEMISTRY!
62. Earbuds or headphones?
earbuds will fuck up your hearing. seriously. headphones. big ones.
63. Pink or teal?
teal like a motherfucker.
64. Earrings or a ring?
dude, your mom.
65. Commitment or casual dating?
i need to date.
66. Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings or Star Wars?
Lord of the Rings. i can speak Elvish. no, not really.
67. Fly or road trip?
as long as it gets me out of Ben Lomond i don't care.
68. Starbucks or Caribou
SEMI-FUCK STARBUCKS! and what the fuck is Caribou?
69. What is your favorite Disney movie?
Pirates of the Caribbean.
70. How much jewelry do you own?
not much of any really. some rendom shit from when i was younger.
71. Have you ever bought clothing at Sears??
Dickies and Ben Davies when i was younger.