You have now been enlightened to his douchebaggetry ( Read more... )

 One Ring
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                          F..O..U..R

Voicemail:Hello You've reached the phone of Your One True Love, please leave your name, number and a brief messege and I will get back to you as soon as possible, Thank you.

It's all lies.
         You'll never be back to me...
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