jakEQUArrelL (6:58:24 PM): happy birthday you dumb bitch
1) THE SWEET SHIRT MEL MADE ME:
I failed at taking a picture of the back but it says BYOLM (bring your own....LACTATING MOTHERS!)
2)FIVE BALLOONS (you only see four because Bryan Plante hit one off and it is now floating atop the senior cafe ceiling)
3) THE CARD MARKY P MADE FOR ME:
text: Soooo Official, Yeag Officially DOPE!
car, truck, lowly worm apple car, car, car, goat
I think the inside speaks for itself.
4) LAST BUT NOT LEAST:
A CARD FROM NATE ABASARI!!!!!
Reasons why my birthday was not the best:
I am eighteen and I still have not gotten did.