You're captured.
Hiding in the basement.
Way to go buddy!

I'm so stupid and I know why I'm eternally single ( Read more... )

I lost my keys.

Don't ever lose your car keys.

You just won't like it.

Just so you know.

Oh and I forgot to mention:
Box step into Philly Roll?
you bet.

Fuck mean people.

And "Carol of the Bells" is BY FAR the best Christmas carol there is.

Friends Only is faggotry. I'm a faggot? Pretty much.

BI!