I just led like 10 flies to their hellfire graves. Bastards have been pwning my house for the last few weeks, and I don't know where they're coming from. I win ( Read more... )

This shit is so out of control. Below I've dissected a post I recently came across and exposed a couple of things that the left would have to believe because apparently, we're supposed to send aid and funding to countries, and fix all their problems.... but when it comes to backing military force that's been coming for years, our troops over seas ( Read more... )

damn, woke up at about 2am to wwiii, i mean thunderstorms from hell. who left their windows like half down? that would be me. and to make matters worse i left all the back sliding windows open as well. i went out to shut them with a power puff girls umbrella at 2:10am and after i cleaned the van out, i started on my way to stephs car, which was ( Read more... )

It's insane how all of the worst people always get together and become friends ya know? Like if there is more than one person that doesn't like you, or is jealous of you and comes up with some story and twists and turns it, and someone else from another county is the exact same way..... they always get together and hang out and forget how much ( Read more... )

i was getting offline after checkin out a few things, and i overheard this on tv, and it's awesome.

"vodkas for fags and women. real men drink whiskey".

"i was a firefighter for 55 years. we used to go into fires with a cigarette in one hand and a halogen in the other".

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeexcellent.

I just wanna marry cameron diaz and eat banana splits sundaes on the beach all day long. Damn what.... like that's a lot to ask for in life?

So I bought an xbox360 shortly after they came out, and it's been really cool. I downloaded this billiards game for it and since I didn't have xbox live, nor did I have the entire game, I've just been playing the demo version, by myself.... every once in a while ( Read more... )

For some reason, like everyone else on myspace, I click on someone that comments somthing witty on someone elses' page and glance at their profile, and today I came across somthing so great, I had to talk about it here, in my personal journal, so I can look back in a few months for a good laugh. I don't know who the chick is, and since I really ( Read more... )

Kim Jong Il has the largest stash of porn in the world.

Kenneth Lay had over $6m rat-holed.

Whilst watching CSPAN, (hey i'm gettin old and i like to watch our gov't in action), I was really waiting for someone more close to home to go to bat to take money from the census and give it to americas law enforcement for the war on meth. Why not? It's the census, fucking democrats. I completely understand what the census does, and I ( Read more... )