I had hoped to find the desired level of reading material throughout the school rather higher.
Private:
What is the meaning of this?!
To find oneself the recipient of an edition of one of Tokyo's trashiest magazine is enough to upset anyone's morning. To discover that I am on the cover, with an under-descended ape draped about my person is beyond comparison. I have in truth, never seen this ... female ... before. Either the analgesics from the hospital have a greatly inaccurate side-effects list or someone has produced a near-perfect imitation of myself. How is that possible? I am not the type of person who can be just copied for an evening! I will not accept it.
[ooc: Atobe will have risen early, seen the magazine and tried to grab any he could spot poking out under the doors of Sole. This might have involved swiping the magazine (or failing to do so) from under diligent butlers' noses XD]
[EDIT: The whole post was originally private, but I liked the comments, so I changed it to make a sentence public. I hope that's ok with Rach and Jams' comments~]