Farmyard friends

[awedprowess]

It appears "The Bachelorette" have not yet finished their fascinating run of articles on my person. The origin of this column at least was less of a surprise.

---- < Extract from "The Bachelorette" > -----
Page 3, interview with Izumi Rina, shop keeper

".... the man he was with was so handsome! The tall and silent type, you know! So muscular and

Comments

[speedthrulife]

Stay away from my iguana, you fucking perve.

[awedprowess]

So defensive! Your love is quite touching, Oshitari-kun.

[not_a_duck_dane]

Holy crap she actually DID write, da ne! I didn't think she would, da ne. Sorry if she's a pain in the butt, da ne. Wait a sec. Oshitari has an iguana named Yuki, da ne? That's kinda weird, da ne... O.o Slow duck is slow...

[awedprowess]

Indeed. She has interesting opinions of your graces, it would seem.

Yes, the lizard boy's bastard child is indeed referred to as "Yuki". I am hoping the resemblance ends there, however.

[speedthrulife]

Better a lizard boy than a chicken shit bitch diva who's nothing but a coward. :)

[awedprowess]

So many adjectives, Oshitari-kun. I am quite delighted by your attentions.

[not_a_duck_dane]

Hey wait a damn minute! Yuki! I'm gonna KILL have to talk to that girl! *head desk*

[ooc: Slow duck is slow and reread the letter and just NOW noticed she made it about HIM. XD ]

[awedprowess]

Her words have a certain something as well as my own, na?

[silent_mumbler]

Ah...please don't slam your head against the desk again, Yanagisawa-sama... We don't want you to hurt yourself...again

[awedprowess]

He participates in self-mutilation frequently, Ibu-kun? Might I suggest a helmet? It is always a successful method of identifying the less intellectually stimulated.

[himitsunotsuki]

How terribly amusing.

[awedprowess]

I do hope you are referring solely to the article, Yuushi.

[himitsunotsuki]

What do you think?

[awedprowess]

In truth, I find it immensely doubtful but for the sake of our friendship I will choose to think you are merely entertained by the presented reading material.

[shitsujisanada]

I should run you through with my katana. Never part indeed.

(ooc: Was going to post, then remembered he has an S-rank in composure for a reason and decided not to.)