Vengeance Legacy ;; Generation 1.3
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When we last left the Vengeance family, Seppius and Seppia had just grown into teenagers, and Illythia and Daniel were finally on the path to their lifetime want.
It didn't take long for Seppius to become the spitting image of his mother. Deciding he cared nothing for school (at least when it came to the learning aspect of it), he focused all of his energy on becoming the most popular kid in town. And what better way to get on that path than to throw awesome parties in his parents' house?
Seppius: I don't know if you heard, but my mom is going to rule this town one day. If you get in good with me, I can assure you will get in good with her.
Gavin: Hmmm... that may be something I'm interested in. Let me think about it.
Not deterred, even though he expected an automatic yes, Seppius sets his sights on Gavin's sister.
Seppius: You know, if my mom is Queen, that makes me a Prince. Haven't you always wanted to date a Prince?
Ginger: *swoon*
Seppia: You're fucking stupid and are going to end up failing out of high school.
Seppius: I'm talking to hot girls; watch me care!
This is why teenagers shouldn't throw parties
A little amused the girl won though.
Vyn: Yeah, I'm fucking Xena: the Warrior Princess; and don't you damn well forget it!
I love how Illythia autonomously works out the second I get a machine.
Illythia: I WILL NOT BE A FAT DICTATOR! No more of this nonsense!
Anyway, now that Illythia isn't a complete fat ass anymore, she goes back to work on getting more minions.
William: Your proposition intrigue me...
...And then the maid randomly burst into flames.
For some reason, this looks entirely innapropriate to me xD
Seppia: I need to find the perfect male specimen to father my children as soon as possible!
Seppia: Oh my god, I just love your glasses! That must mean you're smart, right? Kind of quiet, don't like to party? YES? Gosh, you're just so pretty; I'd bet you'd make beautiful babies.
Toby: Teehee, do you think I'm straight? Is that what this is? You're adorable, honey.
Seppia: WHY CAN'T I FIND A BOYFRIEND?
Well, one of your turn ons is makeup, sweetie. I'm going to take that as a sign of lesbianism, okay? Okay. Don't worry; you'll find the love of your life soon, I promise.
She doesn't seem to have much more luck with the ladies though.
Mrs. Crumplebottom ruins lives.
Da fuq?
Seppia: Oh god, oh god; I'm too hot for my own good!
Seppius: HOW IS THIS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW?!
I'm with you, kid. I really don't freaking know.
Bahaha, this looks dirty too.
Also wtf. He puts her out and then she catches fire again a minute later? Her temp is fine, so I don't get why this is happening :/
(At this point I attempted to patch my game, hoping that would fix it since this is apparently some random Seasons bug.)
Because the only appropriate thing to do when people are randomly catching on fire is to invite more people over your house. Play the odds, you know.
Illythia: I'm about to drop some knowledge on you that will blow your mind, child: I am the Lord your God.
Elizabeth: Oh my god, JESUS??
Illythia: Uh, no but--- actually you know what? You can believe what you want; just follow me blindly and do everything I say, kthx.
Seppia: I'm trying to sleep! Why does no one in this house respect me and my needs?! WHAT KIND OF WAY IS THIS TO RAISE CHILDREN? God.
Apparently patching didn't work -___-
Seppia: DON'T WORRY, BROTHER; I'LL SAVE YOU!
Clearly that didn't work out so well.... But at least it wasn't my heir, so I'll deal xD
Illythia: My boy!! My darling, perfect boy!
(After losing a sim, I made the hard decision of moving out of that lot to try to stop the madness. That really sucked because I loved how I built that house :[ But you gotta do what you gotta do. Sooo.... lets just say Seppius' spontaious combustion burnt down the whole house, lol)
Eh, not bad I suppose.
Seppia: I can't believe my brother burned down my perfect baby making home. Ugh.
Robin: Hey, you're that girl who's house burned down right? That's so awful. How did you survive that?
Seppia: I'll let you in on a little secret: I'm... uh, immortal. Totally can't die; that's me. Just your avergage superhero... does that happen to be attractive to you, pretty blonde lady?
Cleo: Excuse me, I couldn't help but overhear but God... I find immortality SO attractive.
Seppia: Nevermind blonde lady; you're dismissed. Hi there. You're not running away from my rampaging ovaries like most people, which I also find pretty attractive in a person. Date?
It ends well ^_^
Seppia: I'm too sexy for my everything.
Meanwhile, Daniel decides to be a creepy pervert and gets yelled at by the bush lady. For shame, Daniel. FOR SHAME.
Illythia: RULER OF THE NATION!
And just in time too! Aw, they make such cute elders.
Daniel is losing control of his bladder in his old age :/ Ew. Catheter time!
Daniel: I have achieved all I've ever dreamed! Her majesty will be so pleased with my performance!
Fuck yeah, second floor.
In celebration of them both reaching the top of their career paths, along with successfully aging into hot elders, Illythia and Daniel threw an anniversary party and invited all of their friends.
Illythia: I guess you weren't the worst minion to marry.
Daniel: Your words move me beyond all competent thought, my love.
Seppia: I'm a big girl; now I can start having a family of my own! Score one for the only surviving twin!
Daniel: Aw man, this means everyone's gonna stop paying attention to us now, doesn't it?
Seppia: You betcha!
Chapter Scoring:
7 friends +7
2 Lost Friends -20
3 Best Friend +6
4 Promotions +4
4 Parties +4
4 Great Parties +8
Having over 10 Best Friends +3
Get LTW +5
Spouse Gets LTW +5
Final Generation 1 Score: 62
NEXT TIME...
Now that Seppia is an adult, it's time for her to start building that family she always dreamed of. But does her girlfriend, Cleo, feel the same way?