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Aug 01, 2005 02:52


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poorernie August 1 2005, 12:38:26 UTC
Dear EBS

This killer slice of ham under my bed, like she does adore shooting heroin when her husband isn’t looking, not closely I mean. But me, I was unaware, being the great friend that I am, that her husband, a rotted picture of a kitten in the corner, really knew about this terrible addiction. EBS, she needs help, and her mistress, that transsexual map of Portland, is doing more than create the sexual obstructions it already was born to waft chemicals do not put your nose up to them and sniff.
Can you suggest any sort of wine to put out this fire?
--worried patron

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