oh man. they forgot a few important things, though...
- 50 cent raises are probably still extremely rare. - there are no opportunities for advancement. you and i got as "far" as one can go. - you can and will be fired at any time for reasons including, but not limited to:
showing up on time insufficient theft asking for time off being injured becoming ill excessive creativity good hygiene drinking while not at work not drinking while not at work, and resisting the sexual advances of upper management.
And: -following any of the state rules (including 15 minute breaks for every 4 hours on shift, bathroom breaks for employees, asking customers who harass you to leave) is strictly prohibited and will result in termination -expect to get a ticket from the health department that you, personally, have to pay because Amy didn't renew her health license -I will be picking up shifts this summer. FUCKING HURRAY
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- 50 cent raises are probably still extremely rare.
- there are no opportunities for advancement. you and i got as "far" as one can go.
- you can and will be fired at any time for reasons including, but not limited to:
showing up on time
insufficient theft
asking for time off
being injured
becoming ill
excessive creativity
good hygiene
drinking while not at work
not drinking while not at work, and
resisting the sexual advances of upper management.
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-following any of the state rules (including 15 minute breaks for every 4 hours on shift, bathroom breaks for employees, asking customers who harass you to leave) is strictly prohibited and will result in termination
-expect to get a ticket from the health department that you, personally, have to pay because Amy didn't renew her health license
-I will be picking up shifts this summer. FUCKING HURRAY
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