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I got elected to the editorial board!
It's really exciting.
In celebration of my new achievement, everyone should read this editorial by, yes, Pamela Anderson. Oh Pam.

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Pamela Anderson's breasts are my heroes. They are big, muscular, sensitive, and terrific actresses -- and they're not real. I support the movement against mammilla cruelty, and have vowed never to watch a film that does not contain unnatural sacks of silicon. Really people, it's inhumane to ask so much of the typical bosom. Seriously, while it's possible to train teats using only kindness, as Jane Goodall pointed out, "this requires the kind of time and patience which is usually lacking in the fast moving world of 'show biz.' " Plus, on the upside, once inserted into the body fake boobs are stronger than Vin Diesel and can pull your head off. Talk about the awesome special effects that could be implemented with those babies! They could even fight chimpanzees. Wow

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