I had mongo bbq tonight and it was amazing.
Blow is one of my favorite movies.
Also, I hope to god everyday that I never have children.

I'm so fat that I'm craving a brownie.

Georges probation officer killed himself.

.sleepy.

Its been a year.

I'm still bitter about the whole thing.

Taking E is like taking ice cream scoops out of your brain.

...

Patricks got a new skank and I hate her.

I swear to god I'm going to go to jail for punching a 17 yr old in the face.

Btw
Terminator 2 is amazing.

I got a $320 check.
I'm pretty happy about it.

My phlebotomy test is october 27th.
Fuuuuuuuck yes.

Dude, I'm sick.

I obviously have the h1n1 flu

I'm at charlies bar right now and dallas is dressed up like green man.

I love it

He really loves me
I just don't always love myself

Everyone is beautiful and smart except for me.

CVS is BY FAR the easiest job I've ever had.

You can't ride two horses with one ass, sugar bee.