So, for everyone who's been asking, my new address in Naperville is as follows ( Read more... )

Tonight one of my friends said something...did something...that cut me to the quick. And the coward that I am, what do I do? I say nothing, do nothing. I promptly, at 1:00 am, walk to Walgreens, buy a pack of Camel Turkish Golds (they aren't after all, classy enough to carry Djarum Blacks), and proceed to smoke half the pack. My roommate observes ( Read more... )

People have complained that I haven't updated in months so I feel obligated to write something. So here's a general synopsis of my life for the past quarter ( Read more... )

Update of Recent Events ( Read more... )

This past weekend I waited tables for the dinner-and-play production of man=MAN. I think I was the only one there who didn't know there was public nudity involved...It certainly wasn't in rehearsal ( Read more... )

12 THINGS THAT MAKE ME HAPPY, IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER (10 was too generic a number ( Read more... )

This past Sunday was rather interesting. I went to Little Village (aka "Little Mexico," which is apparently adjacent to Pilsen) for a job interview. On the way, I got accosted by a man in his 30s, who interrupted my reading of "Prostitution and Victorian Society" in order to hit on me in a creepy (albeit admittedly amiable) manner. I didn't know ( Read more... )

AND...The spell is broken. Fuck my irrational need for unconditional love. I hate myself. The same sad story repeated a thousand times.

I knew this would happen, of course. Naturally. Let's see how long this funk lasts. I want my doggie. I am so damn fragile.

I am sooooooooo excited about my classes. They are as follows ( Read more... )

Oh man. The University of Chicago is the shit. THE SHIT! Everything is so awesome. I love my roommate, I love my suitemates, I love my neighbors, I love EVERYONE. And the boys are HOT. RRRRRRRRRRROW ( Read more... )