Silly Games Session

[pbristow]

...Or to put it another way, "I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue Whose Line It Is, Just Filk With It Anyway 3.5: Your Argumental Mockery is Weak! "

ROUND ONE:
In this round, we ask our contestants to improvise a filk on the topic of a recent news story. You may each choose one topic from the following list:

1. The announcement of Smart Specs2. The

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[pbristow]

[EVIL CACKLE]

[madfilkentist]

I'll take "Smart Specs" TTTO "Little Boxes":

There's a virus in my glasses,
There's a virus and it's spamming me.
There's a virus, there's a virus, and it's driving me insane.
I am seeing porn before me
When I'm trying just to cross the street,
All this spam is so sick and tacky and it's driving me insane.

I am standing at the bank door,
And it's offering me a million bucks,
If I'll just give my number. Do they think that I'm insane?
For the bank here tries to tell me
It's the First Bank of Nigeria.
All this spam is so sick and tacky and it's driving me insane.

[pbristow]

(Belatedly:) ...And that answer wins you 1 squillion points!

[pbristow]

... And a very belated 3.9 bajillion points for that answer.

[pbristow]

Well, at the close of play I make that five points to the red team, and 3.7863 x 10133,808 points to the blue team. However since everybody here is on the blue team that means... everybody wins! =:o}

[PAUSES FOR AUDIENCE APPLAUSE]

And I leave you with this final thought: If the Tories are the new party of the centre, and the Lib dems are the new party of the right, and Labour are neither lurching to the left nor stepping to the right... Who's doing the pelvic thrusts that really drive us insane?

Goodnight.

[CLOSING THEME TUNE, COURTESY OF "THE BAND"]

[valydiarosada]

I'm tuning in far too late to join in... Which is probably a good thing (for me) as I don't know the tune to "Bob the Builder". So I've saved me some embarrassment there. :D