Comments | awkward_bird: Don't they have people to do this sort of thing?

awkward_bird

Don't they have people to do this sort of thing?

Oct 24, 2007 17:31

NICK! GET YOUR ARSE BACK IN THE CASTLE IF IT'S NOT CURRENTLY HERE! WE HAVE A CRISIS!

And I found your pants. You are so not going to like this!

My baby has babies before I do. This is so degrading.

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tout_que_jaime October 24 2007, 22:29:15 UTC

I think he's ridiculously busy. But what...the...finland?

awkward_bird October 24 2007, 22:38:36 UTC

ABIME!? Do you know where he is?! I don't care if he's in the middle of brain surgery. PONDY IN IN LABOR...SHE'S HAVING PIPPIES---ON HIS PANTS!

tout_que_jaime October 25 2007, 00:25:49 UTC

...No, I haven't a clue. He's not in Africa yet, if that helps. But otherwise, I don't know. I think he said he was going to Turkey soon, but he didn't say exactly when.

and...AHAHAHAHAHA. The poor sod.

awkward_bird October 25 2007, 02:26:57 UTC

Af---Africa!!? YET!? He didn't--Turkey? As in the country of!? I'LL KILL HIM! He just said he had dinner at home! I'LL KILL HIM!

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sexy_baron October 25 2007, 00:50:45 UTC

Is there anything I can help with, love?

awkward_bird October 25 2007, 02:24:02 UTC

I---Oh Henri! My dog, my Pondy, she's pregnant. And what's more than that, she's in labor...

sexy_baron October 25 2007, 04:59:19 UTC

In labour! I'll come down right away, don't panic!

awkward_bird October 25 2007, 21:43:40 UTC

Yes---oh god....Oh Henri! Thank you.

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zomgpadfoot October 25 2007, 03:23:21 UTC

...What kind of crisis, Professor?

Sirius awkward_bird October 25 2007, 03:41:44 UTC

It's my dog, Pondy. She's having puppies right now Sirius. You don't have any experience by any chance, with this, with dogs, do you?

Prof. Valentina zomgpadfoot October 25 2007, 04:44:48 UTC

She...she is? oh my god I can't WHY AM I NOT THERE oh my god oh my god I had no idea.

Er, sort of. I mean, I could help, if you want.

Re: Prof. Valentina awkward_bird October 25 2007, 21:45:20 UTC

Yes, she is! Oy, I didn't even know---I'm horrible!

You---you do? Well, I don't want to ruin your summer Sirius, but anything you could tell me would be great!

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fecklesslyadorn October 25 2007, 03:38:30 UTC

Woah, woah, calm down. Now, explain. Crisis?

I'm still in the UK, but I'm far. What's wrong, Lizalu?

And my trousers?

awkward_bird October 25 2007, 03:43:03 UTC

NO! PONDY. HAVING. PUPPIES. ON. YOUR. PANTS.

SHe must have been piling them, and--THERE IS PUPPY GOO ON YOUR PANTS----FROM OUR BABY!!

DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN!

fecklesslyadorn October 25 2007, 04:00:36 UTC

She WHAT

SHE WAS PREGNANT?

PONDY. Was Pregnant. IS IN LABOUR.

AND THERE IS ........

ohew.

I'm on my way!

awkward_bird October 25 2007, 04:05:25 UTC

YES!

YES!

GOOD.

I can't handle this alone!

YES!

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