the Frog Prince [football, Spain NT, gen, crack]

[awkward_sorta]

The Frog Prince
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Um. Cesc turns into a frog at the Euros. Shenanigans! (EDIT: BECAUSE THIS aka it actually happened there are gifs.

I'd like to pretend this is the most ridiculous thing I've written, but it's not even close. This is for Therese/komnene, who doesn't have a livejournal but gives me the most glorious fic ideas via tumblr. Therese you

Comments

[kfunk22]

so late on this, but oh god, was it funny! and david villa's magical soulpatch is a thing of wonder. it should have many more adventures. or not. your call. ;)

also, when/where can we convene a meeting of the scott parker appreciation society? i've a bit of the sadface right now about his injury, and am trying to cure it with fic.

[awkward_sorta]

Heheh thank you!

Oh man, soon as! Me and the_wild_son agreed that he is basically going to feature in every fic from now on, it's a travesty not to. Maybe I will write a little compensatory piece about his injury :D

[kfunk22]

grumpy morning greetings from across the pond. [can't be too grumpy, though, as the new season is imminent

[dreamofthem]

Very sleepy afternoon greetings from London! <3

Re: THE END NOTE. OH THE END NOTE. DYING.

[awkward_sorta]

So sorry for the late reply here! Your comment made me super happy when I got it, it's such a compliment to make people laugh! David Villa being injured was just a liability for everyone who ever slighted him tbh :P

[komnene]

I feel remiss in not writing a comment on this yet. I had to reread it again, because of our Spain NT tv show discussion, still makes me go :D :D :D :D

Oh btw this is definitely my favourite paragraph: It turns out that it only tends to happen to Cesc in the mornings. He doesn’t know why, only that it means he can’t sleep next to Gerard anymore for fear of unfortunate squishing incidents.
Because Xavi is judging and Iker's life is hard (and you know how I commiserate with Iker and his hard life :P)

And I love the Silva/Villa that comes through. Does it make me a bad City fan that that's my favourite Silva ship? (Apart from Adam. Sigh. Must read your David/Adam now.) I don't think it does. If it does I don't care :P

ANYWAY point is this is still the most fun happy boyfriend fic and I continue to be impressed by your ability to have talent to turn our awesome but ramble-y Tumblr convos into actual real things. :)))

[awkward_sorta]

Whoops hey sorry for never replying to this! I love that you left a comment on it thank you <3 <3! I'm going to edit your name into the summary so everyone can be very sure who is responsible :D

[acchikocchi]

ELLA I THOUGHT I'D READ ALL YOUR FIC

but someone on TWITTER mentioned something about cesc turning into a frog and i was like "haha i never heard about that o--did you say awkward_sorta????"

AND NOW I'M SITTING IN THE COLLEGE CAFE TRYING NOT TO CHOKE WITH LAUGHTER

ahhhhhhhh i forgot how much i love your spain nt characterization ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

especially my favorites obviously eeeee

[dreamofthem]

oh. my. god. what loon was discussing my dumb years-old crack fic on twitter, I am SO DELIGHTED by this.

<333333333 you for still finding this funny though. I really miss writing stupid football fic! It was so easy and so much fun, aah stupid spain nt ♥

this seems like an appropriate time to tell you that i reread programmer!villa ALL THE GODDAMN TIME it's never not funny sometimes i just think about villa doing this :|- at victor across the office and I laugh.