"People might not know this, but-" (West Ham silliness)

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YES I DO WRITE RIDICULOUS FIC ABOUT WEST HAM ALL THE TIME FOR the_wild_son, WHAT OF IT?

This one is called Vaz Te Is The Best Footballer In The World, You Just Haven't Heard Of Him Yet and it is based on a wee incident in the West Ham - whoever game the other week in which Andy Carroll was trying to take a free kick and Vaz Te threw a typically Vaz Te-ish

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[the_wild_son]

I'm sorry I just still find this hilariously entertaining. And this is so mocking of Vaz Te too hahahah.

GOD I LOVE MARK NOBLE I KEEP GOING TO FIND THINGS TO COMMENT ON THEN I SEE THAT PHOTO OF HIM AGAIN AND I JUST I LOVE HIM AND HIS LITTLE FACE SO MUCH.

"Kevin turned on Vaz Te and gave him such a look that Vaz Te quailed and took two steps back. "Get in the fucking wall," Kevin said, "and pipe down.""

hehehe I have no doubt this is exactly what happened.

I'M JUST POSTING THIS COMMENT NOW SO YOU DON'T FREAK OUT ABOUT ME NOT COMMENTING AGAIN JESUS

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IT HAD BEEN LIKE FIFTEEN MINUTES WHATEVER i love you kisses don't get mad x x x x x x x x x x x x x besos for lorna

and torres

I LOVE MARK NOBLE'S FACE STUPID AMOUNTS SOMETIMES IDK WHAT TO DO WITH IT I WANT HIM TO PICK ME UP IN A BAR AND BUY ME A GIN SLING AND TELL ME ALL THE TOWN GOSSIP

[the_wild_son]

are those besos on my shoulder again?

"I LOVE MARK NOBLE'S FACE STUPID AMOUNTS SOMETIMES IDK WHAT TO DO WITH IT I WANT HIM TO PICK ME UP IN A BAR AND BUY ME A GIN SLING AND TELL ME ALL THE TOWN GOSSIP"

WHAT THE FUCK WHY HAS THIS NEVER HAPPENED AHHH

http://25.media.tumblr.com/d2e4cd4021ac4c48d1363c7f6970ae29/tumblr_mlnzx3vwiL1qcvvpao1_500.jpg

lololol

tbh the fic we wrote for this photo will always be the greatest fic ever told. I saved it fyi in case you want to read it again

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did you? did we write that in bbm? post it in the comments here heheh!

*SWOON*

[the_wild_son]

""Look, just say sorry for the Spaniel Ears thing will you? Andy's very sensitive about his hair. You of all people should appreciate that. He's really paranoid now that he looks silly.""

:D :D :D

""Maybe," Mark said, and smiled. Vaz Te smiled reluctantly back. "Want to have a kickabout with me and Honey this afternoon?"

Vaz Te waited a beat then, "Yes," he said, grudgingly and trying to hide his smile."

:D :D :D :D

"Vaz Te remembered what Winston had said earlier. "Well yeah," he said. "But I guess - you're pretty good at free kicks too."

Andy grinned and shook his head. "Thanks Vaz," he said, and putting his arm around Vaz Te's shoulders he gave him a little cuddle."

:D :D :D :D

still swooning at Captain Reid tbh

(and I didn't notice this the first time NOT THAT IT REALLY MATTERS but it's actually Andy Pandy who makes parsnip soup for Joey! which is just hilarious.

KNO DID NOT SEE THIS COMING WHEN HE ASKED ANDY TO JOIN HIM AT WEST HAM. HE HAD NOT COUNTED ON JOEY)

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oh shit! i totally reversed that fact! going to change it now.

[the_wild_son]

kno misses the good old days

[the_wild_son]

lolol this is really not what this fic was about

[the_wild_son]

Oh and BY THE WAY the free kick incident happened during the West Ham - West Brom game when we won 3-1 AND I WAS TOTALLY RELAXED ABOUT IT ALL THE WHOLE TIME, NO BIGGIE