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[awkwards]

[ When the device turns on, it sounds like Alisha is fiddling with it, trying to turn it on. It takes her a few extra moments to realise that she has, indeed, found success. A deep inhale-one of exhaustion and annoyance-can be heard before she speaks ] What the fuck is going on? If we've somehow pissed off another goddamn freak I'm going to kill

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[Video]

[dulcisnuntius]

Hi there! You're not in someone's house and you're not lost and I don't know anything about someone who controls dairy but I know someone here who controls fire. Oh! And this is the City. Hi! Again.

Ooooh, Nathan? Like Nathan Young? Are you from his world?

[Video]

[awkwards]

[ ... What is life. ]

Who the fuck are you and how do you know that twat?

[Video]

[dulcisnuntius]

Oh my gosh, that is so awesome! I've never met anyone else from his world before.

Hi! I'm Dulcie.

[Video]

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[ Uncertainly ] I'm ... Alisha.

Wait, he's here? But I just saw the prick a few minutes ago!

[immortaltwat]

Yeah, just tell everyone about those people we killed. That's a brilliant idea! Would you like me to give you a direct line to the police? Just in case they're actually somehow incompetent enough to have missed that.

[Wait.] Why would I bother with your phone?

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Because you're a prick? [ duh. ]

I didn't kill anyone, alright? And what the fuck did you just do? You're such a hyprocrite sometimes. Where the fuck am I, anyway?

[immortaltwat]

Well, I haven't done anything. All right?

Neither did I. It doesn't matter, anyway. No one ever pays attention to anything but the first part.

Welcome to the City, by the way. We're kind of stuck here, in case no one's told you that yet. And yes, it's actually called that. Shitty name, I know.

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[ DO NOT BELIEVE YOU BUT SHALL LEAVE IT ALONE FOR NOW. ]

It's not my fault I didn't know what was going on. Besides, who is going to take a bunch of community service kids seriously?

[ dsjkl Yeah, total shit name. ] Jesus, are the others here?

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[feorging]

Bloody Hell, love. You'll frighten off the young'ns, swearing like that.

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Think it'll send me home?

[ video ]

[feorging]

Hafta do more than scare the babes to work that bit of magic. And I don't think they let out early on good behaviour either.

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[awkwards]

Jesus - has anyone gone home?

voice;

[loonyandproud]

[Time for a thick Scottish accent.] Controls dairy? What does that even MEAN?

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[ Hawt. ]

I don't even fucking know. [ Seriously ] Apparently he just controls dairy. Your milk is under his control. [ Total shrug ] Lame power, don't you think?

video;

[loonyandproud]

Weeell...cooler than NO power, but...as far as powers go, that one's rubbish. Suppose he could end up wi' an army a' pregnant animals, unless it's only cows. Either way, it's more hilarious than impressive.

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[ Alisha laughs ] I feel sorry for the cows, then. Kinda wish I got to see if he could really control them.

I'm Alisha.

Voice;

[iam_thebadwolf]

It's not about the boy in the locker or the probation worker, 'least as far as I can tell.

Video;

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Then what's it about? 'Cause that's the only reason I'd think anyone would want me in some remote strange place.

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[iam_thebadwolf]

Not sure anyone really knows what it's about. People just get pulled here for no real reason we can figger.

Does sorta pull extraordinary people though.

I'm Rose Tyler and I think the whole place is brilliant. [This is so going to bite her in the ass one day]

Video;

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Alisha Bailey.

[ You've caught her interest. ] What do you mean by extraordinary?