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[awordmadeflesh]

So tonight my Mom definitely implied that my father had sex with a fucking donkey at some point in time

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[the_the_empty__]

your dad had sex with a...donkey? oh god. haha. i'm sorry.
i don't whether i should be laughing or not but...okay. i hope this was AFTER the last time he had sex with your mom. you know how they say AIDS came from some guy having sex with a monkey? what do you get when you have sex with a donkey? i can only imagine...hee haw.

so anyway, i love you a wicked lot and i can't wait until our date on friday.
get better asap, my love! <333

[awordmadeflesh]

You get Sean when you fuck a donkey. He is worse than any STD.

pffffft! I love you tooooo! You're my FAV Hiro, you better put out Friday I'm lonely.

[soldier_of_fate]

feel better!
when can i try and visit you next at your place of work?

[awordmadeflesh]

thanks i will! i work today from 4-closeee

[addharmable]

i can make the best donkey impression
in the whole universe.

but i hope that doesnt mean that
your dad put it in my butt...

*urahmayzing*

[awordmadeflesh]

you're goddamn right i am "ahmayzing". you are tooooo cutie!

and if you ever had sex with my dad while you were in a donkey suit, i would hope that you would have the guts to admit it. for the kids, eric, for the kids.

p.s. friday=you in rochangelas?!!

[addharmable]

hey... i noticed what music
you were listening to.
any significance?

[awordmadeflesh]

:(

it's a glynnis song.