Mission Statement

[awriterofthings]

Our mission is to take over Australia, convert the entire continent into a cheese production factory, and enslave kangaroos to do our bidding as we further our dream of being able to genetically clone pink bunny rabbits. Legally. ‘Cause fuck, that’s cool. -TwilightSucks.com

Comments

[eternal_dirge]

Wow. I'm sensing a lot of Twilight hate from you.

'Course I dunno what this mission statement has to do with it.

[awriterofthings]

I do have alot of twilight hate. but that's just cause i'm reading the book right now trying to understand why so many people like it.

but no, the mission statement was a joke that they started the site off with. it was funny so I thought I'd share.