[Oneshot] Of Private Airplane and The Mystery Member
Of Private Airplane and The Mystery Member | bandfic!SuJu | angst, characters' death, crack | NC-17
Because life is crazy; you just have to crack the cocoon and follow the light. Even though it means the opposite of happy-ness (yes I purposely spelled it that way).
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They said Kim Youngwoon tried to kill himself in the camp the other day after the news came out. The fellow army members were trying hard to calm him down before the medical team came and gave him one good calming shot. They said he never stop mouthing a name “Jungsu, Jungsu” even though he was sleeping. Losing nine important people; and one special person at a time, no no that’s too hard even for a composed adult to handle.
They said Han Geng fell off the stage once he listened to the news. It was a mere luck that the crew members were there to catch him. The members who were there said that it was the first time in their life to see a man like Han Geng crying like a child. Maybe a child would stop crying and pat his shoulder if he listened to Han Geng’s bawls. Nine important people; one special person disappeared from his life forever can always turn a man into a child anytime.
They said a chubby man screamed in a dumpling restaurant when the news broke. They didn't know who he is, but he claimed to be a member of those people who died. If they’re not mistaken, his name was; err, Kim Kibum? But they thought he was a conman, since he got a funny excessive belly at front and weird swollen face; so they ignored him.
The newspaper’s main headline was ‘Plane crashed, ten died’, and the small description that was always there when something big like this happened ‘Korean boyband Super Junior lost all its active members’.
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It was supposed to be a good start. They were having their first flight with their own private jet (yes their own money not the company’s fund) and everyone was so excited. It was a hard work, and months of negotiation with the airplane company about the price and license and insurance and stuffs, and they finally did it after Heechul spent a dinner with the CEO (and you know what followed) and Siwon danced some dirty steps by the pole for the important (old) women in the executive board.
“We should’ve sacrificed these two earlier if we know it’s going to be this easy,” Kyuhyun said as he was folding his clothes into the luggage (but Sungmin took them from his hands and folded it back in how clothes supposed to be folded) and Heechul snorted.
“You think it was easy? That old man was an S, I tell you. A. Sadist. No little boy you would never know how does it feel to be tied to the bed like a wailing bitch no you would never understand. And I tell you what it wasn’t a bit of fun to have your ass shoved with something that didn't feel like a dick but more to long hard stick that wasn’t polished for hundreds of years. Oh no that wasn’t the only thing that fucked my ass I tell you. Oh god I don't believe in you but oh gods please if you do exist kill that old man earlier than that old Soo Man.” Unconsciously he folded and hugged his knees, rocking his body trying to calm himself. Sungmin wished Kyuhyun’s mouth and lips were sewed so that he will never open up about the plan of how they got the papers for the private plane done in front of Heechul again (but then he cancelled his wish because he won't get the chance to taste Kyuhyun’s hot tongue anymore).
“Be glad you weren’t the one who need to waggle your ass in front of those old fags. Oh god you favourite son has sinned,” Siwon’s tears jerked and the crystals drops drenched into his aged bible pages that has been opened since the night he did the dance. He wished his skins and nerve cells weren’t working when those old perverted hands groped his butts and pinched his body everywhere; from his cheeks, to his nipples (who would want to miss that part) and all the way down to his lower torso. Oh how he wanted to cry and wrap his body inside a holy robe and run to any nearest church and repent and died in the arms of god at that time, but Jungsu, yes Jungsu was watching him from behind the curtain, giving him the innocent look from his eyes, telling Siwon to not to give up until they got the papers finished. He could still remember how bad it felt to hold in his tears and danced his ass some more until a few of the fags fainted (he hoped they died) and bleed from their noses.
{ In the meantime, Jungsu was trying to call Youngwoon’s base camp but failed, so he left him a voice message;
Youngwoon-ah, how are you? We’ve got the private plane, finally!! It’s too bad you are not here, because we’ll be flying to our next Super Show 3 with this cool steel shit! But don't worry; we’ll be together in the next, next, next Super Show, okay? Love you! *chuckles* }
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Kim Ryeowook wasn’t in charge of anything, but he wanted to be in charge of something so he voluntarily prepared the food (well of course it was something he is best at what else?) for everyone as they were all busy getting ready for their first ride in the private plane.
“It’s going to be delicious I guarantee hyung! Leave it to me! You won't starve in the plane later”, he said, patting his own chest and smiled when Jungsu said there’s no need to do that. So he bought everything he needs to make bibimbap and chicken curry (he mustn’t tell those Shinee boys about this or that Jinki will tag along when Minho comes later and the dish will be finished in no time) and started cooking when Jongwoon came into the kitchen and grabbed his waist. Something cold and small was biting his left earlobe and Ryeowook was hundred percent sure it was Ddangkoming (since the other two turtles was too big to be on his shoulder after all).
“What are you cooking?”
“Food for the journey.”
“I know. I mean what are they?” so he passed the recipes to Jongwoon and the latter took it, read it, nodded, hummed and passed it back to him.
“But, Wookie...”
“No buts! I want to do something for our members too. I mean, Heechul hyung and Siwon hyung worked hard for the license stuff, and...” but Jongwoon didn't let him finish when he pulled Ryeowook away from the sink and kissed him on the lips; a simple peck.
“You are too nice to think about others like that. But the truth is, Wookie darling, they’re the only one who worked. The others had done nothing. So don't be so worried. Just let them suffer, there’s nothing wrong with that.” Ryeowook was determined, so he wouldn’t stop from preparing the food.
“I’m going to cook it no matter what!” shoving the elder away, he chopped the chicken meat hastily as he refused to be led by Jongwoon, when once again, Jongwoon kissed his cheek and whispered;
“Silly, what’s the use of the orders we made for the dishes before we aboard?”
{ At this time, Shindong, Hyukjae and Donghae were trying to remember which member that went MIA aside from Han Geng’s lawsuit-that-led-to-dismembered and Youngwoon’s I-entered-army-to-stay-clean issue, but failed. }
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“Everything’s ready? Everyone’s ready?” as per usual, jungsu played his role as a leader when it came to things like this. He wondered what would’ve happened if the boys haven’t got themselves a wonderful leader like him, and went clapping and cheering for himself in his head.
“Nu-uh hyung, not cool acting like a leader all of the sudden.” Kyuhyun was never a failure when it came to destroying one’s mindset or self-esteem. He wondered how he survived from assassination when he grew up with a foul mouth like that. Sungmin pinched the magnae hard on his arm and apologized to the leader, and Kyuhyun yelped. “No Sungmin, that is not a good step nu-uh. You won't be entertained tonight.”
“Like I care. Who came to me last night all excited of what kinky things could be done in a plane’s toilet you dickhead?” nonchalantly he walked pass the speechless magnae and picked up his luggage.
{Heechul was on the phone with Han Geng, trying to show off about Super Junior’s own private plane;
- There will be lots of beautiful stewardess on that plane you know.
+ As far as I know there’ll be at least only one or two of them, though.
- Uh, I wonder if the pilots are good-looking.
+ Only experienced pilots can fly private planes, you know? And they are usually old dudes.
- Uh-uh.
+But you know, you won't be able to forget how good I was in the plane’s toilet, with you moaning like a slut; no you are a slut, begging me to fuck you harder and-
- And just who was it that came so early every time we did that?*chuckles*
+ Hmm. Just be careful. I missed you so much, Heechul.
- Hmm. Same here. }
And before he closed the door, Jungsu’s eyes roamed around the now empty dorm, and he got a lonely feeling; as if it was the last time he would see the dorm in his life.
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Nobody would imagine that it was their last flight. No one was able to know that. They went into the plane together, waving at the fans, smiled, hands in hands. They were on their second last destination for their Super Show 3, and everyone was so excited, because it was their first time to not to be worried about the back pains or to decide who is going to be in the lower class inside the plane when the tickets are not enough for all the members.
No no because they were in their own plane. Ryeowook was handing his homemade bibimbap (he skipped the chicken curry because Jongwoon kept him busy after that teasing) to everyone even though the stewardess warned him that they might get sick. He gave her a scary glare; a glare that only Kim Ryeowook could emit the evil aura from it (just watch EHB and you’ll know what it means) and that made the stewardess shut her mouth. Jongwoon could only watch and laughed silently.
Kyuhyun was trying to act cute in front of Sungmin (he was never good at aegyo), wishing to be forgiven for his threat at home earlier while Sungmin just didn't care (he was actually waiting for the best part to drag the magnae into the small room at the back of the cockpit and kiss him till he bleeds).
Hyukjae and Donghae was trying to make sure that they will get to the small room at the back of the cockpit before Sungmin and Kyuhyun did as they exchanged glares to the couple seated in a few metres in front of them. This will be their first time to try naughty things inside a plane (yeah they’re pretty innocent) so they didn't want to share it with anyone.
Shindong was sleeping after having Ryeowook’s bibimbap, and was dreaming of Nari in his sleep. He wished to get something for his future wife from the country they were visiting.
Jungsu was still trying to make a phone call to Youngwoon, but it seemed that Youngwoon was doing the patrolling duty so he couldn’t make it to the phone, and he left another message saying they’re on the plane and again, he missed Youngwoon.
Siwon was still crying and hugging his beloved bible, mumbling how dirty he felt for letting himself being touched by those lustful old fags. He wished for heaven to forgive him, and how he didn't want to die before he finished his charity works on his iPhone schedules.
Heechul went missing. Jungsu would love to think that he was sleeping in his seat, but he went missing.
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When Han Geng arrived in Seoul, Youngwoon was waiting for him in front of the exit gate of the Incheon airport. He was wearing his black suit and a weary face. A pair of red, swollen eyes was on his face.
He hugged the who-seemed-to-be-skinnier Youngwoon, and his tears fell again. He has been crying all the way to Korea in plane earlier, but his tears just won't stop. Youngwoon patted his back and told him to be strong, because nothing was left from the crash, nothing at all.
Ten important people; one beloved for each of them was gone in a flash.
They stayed in Seoul for a week, enough to reminisce back every happy thing they had together with those who went away, and even the bad things too. They got drunk and cursed the old Lee Soo Man for all their separations, and all the mistreatments they were given. They got angry at everyone who couldn’t help the members when they need the help the most.
And they got angry at the members for leaving them too early; too early for every single thing they had promised to fulfil.
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When they found the black box that recorded everything that happened during the flight to the time it crashed, Han Geng and Youngwoon was left in a state of disbelief. Because the box recorded a conversation between Heechul, Kyuhyun, and probably one of the pilot.
{Kyuhyun : You! What are you doing here??
Heechul : I picked him as the pilot. How else do you thing we can get to fly this thing with the cheapest rate?
Kyuhyun : When did he get his damn aircraft license???
Pilot : I didn't. I just know how to fly this thing.
Kyuhyun : *sigh* What a bullshit.
Pilot : But there’s one problem.
Kyuhyun and
Heechul : What??
Pilot : I don't know how to land it.
Kyuhyun and
Heechul : Kim Kibuuuuuuuuuuuummmm~~!!!!
The record ended.}
The only thing that Youngwoon could ask to Han Geng was;
“Who the heck was Kim Kibum anyway??”
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Kim Kibum survived the crash, and is now living safe and sound somewhere in Seoul. How he survived; or what really happened remains as a mystery. But people still cannot find any connection of him to the now legendary boyband Super Junior.
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