Am not dead, but have black eye size of Oxford. Dad hasn't contacted me yet - possibly I got away with this one? Got some funny looks at breakfast next morning, though.
Personally thought picture was rather flattering. Hair was lying in almost non-abnormal manner. Ignore blood and nose bending sideways and is really my best coverage yet.
Was not thinking. Was provoked. Was protecting honour of certain lady of intimate aquaintance.
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Am not dead, but have black eye size of Oxford. Dad hasn't contacted me yet - possibly I got away with this one? Got some funny looks at breakfast next morning, though.
Personally thought picture was rather flattering. Hair was lying in almost non-abnormal manner. Ignore blood and nose bending sideways and is really my best coverage yet.
Was not thinking. Was provoked. Was protecting honour of certain lady of intimate aquaintance.
James.
PS. Wolfy Wafers?
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Defending the lady's honour always a plus, however--coverage is definitely not your best.
Next time, throw the hex over your shoulder, because I think the right is your better side, for sure.
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Spoil my fun. I couldn't help it. At least I looked dashing and heroic at the time. Right now I look like a Bludger's worst enemy, but don't tell Mum.
Really, Uncle. 'Test subject'. So, so transparent.
James.
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You looked bloody and pathetic, but at least it was for a good cause.
And don't believe anything your Uncle Fred says, if you should see him skulking around the castle.
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