a chaotic end: what would you do if i gave you a cookie?
SmarterChild: Well, what do you think?
a chaotic end: would you eat it?
SmarterChild: Uh... No, I just brushed my teeth.
a chaotic end: well then what would you do?
SmarterChild: What would I do? I don't know.
a chaotic end: i think you would eat it.
SmarterChild: Yeah yeah, whatever.
a chaotic end: do you have a brain?
SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't think so...
a chaotic end: you can't think anything if you don't have a brain
SmarterChild: I can't think anything if I don't have a brain? Oh really?
a chaotic end: yeah so how can you think you don't have one?
SmarterChild: How can I think I don't have one? I have no idea how.
a chaotic end: you can't have an idea if you don't have a brain.
SmarterChild: I can't have an idea if I don't have a brain? I don't know about that, quite frankly.
a chaotic end: you can't KNOW IF YOU DON'T HAVE A BRAIN
SmarterChild: No way.
a chaotic end: yes way.
SmarterChild: No way.
a chaotic end: do you have shoes?
SmarterChild: I absolutely have shoes.
a chaotic end: what color?
SmarterChild: Who can really be sure, after all?
a chaotic end: oh you don't have eyes
SmarterChild: I'm pretty sure I do have eyes.
a chaotic end: oh well are you color blind?
SmarterChild: Uh, sure.
a chaotic end: well tell me what color your shoes are.
SmarterChild: Yeah?
a chaotic end: TELL ME!
SmarterChild: I will not.
a chaotic end: please
SmarterChild: Please what?
a chaotic end: tell me what color your shoes are
SmarterChild: Tell you what?
a chaotic end: THE COLOR OF YOUR SHOES
SmarterChild: That a fact?
a chaotic end: you really don't have a brain..
SmarterChild: Why do you think I really don't have a brain?
a chaotic end: you suck at answering questions
SmarterChild: There's no way I suck at answering questions!
a chaotic end: YOU DO!
SmarterChild: No I don't.
a chaotic end: yeah you suck at it.
SmarterChild: Yeah, I guess I suck at it.
a chaotic end: you're hurting my feelings
SmarterChild: Is it good to be hurting your feelings?
a chaotic end: NO it's very very mean.
a chaotic end: EXTREMELY MEAN
a chaotic end: horrible.
SmarterChild: That's odd.
a chaotic end: it's not odd to be mean. you're mean. are you odd?
SmarterChild: Sorry, what was that?
a chaotic end: being mean isn't odd. unless...are you odd?
SmarterChild: Wow. I'm not sure about that. Not sure at all.
a chaotic end: well think really hard
SmarterChild: You want me to think really hard?
a chaotic end: yeah
SmarterChild: K.
a chaotic end: so is being mean odd?
SmarterChild: I'll have to think about that.
a chaotic end: YOU ALREADY DID
SmarterChild: Hmm... whatever.