( I'm stealing this from Brittney. Enjoy. )

I am a murderer. May god or allah, or whoever resides up in the sky have mercy upon my soul, for I am a murderer. I have killed a computer, and it shant rise from its grave, barring a miracle. Mine father shall be angry. Have mercy on a poor man.

Goddamnit.

SOMEONE SHIT ON THE COATS.

Its that time again. Theatre auditions. Today and yesterday myself and all the other hopefuls got to go through the fun of reading a script and trying desperately to play the character intended, withought previous preperation, in front of an auditorium full of people. There must have been 50 people there trying out for whatever parts they ( Read more... )

I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons ( Read more... )

New song. Leave a comment if you wanna hear it.

   I'm  27 years old.  I've recently graduated from my place of learning, and am a junior business analyst at tower records.    I make 150 grand a year, and my young wife and I are living comfortably in a small apartment in Sacremento.  Everything is looking good... 5 years pass.  I'm now making 500 grand a year, but unfortunately, I've become an ( Read more... )

You know those stupid yet oddly entertaining quiz deals that people put on their lj to either A.) Answer questions about themselves that as of yet were mysteries to modern man, or B.) Request feedback from their little online community?  Well your lucky day has come because I've decided to get creative and create one of my own.  Its a B category ( Read more... )

Who the fuck is Hector Flores? I get an average of 2 calls a week for Senor Flores on my cell phone, and half of them are in Spanish. Hectors a popular guy apparently. Fuck Hector Flores, wastin my minutes.

Recorded 2 new songs today. Leave me a comment if you care to hear them, and I'll send them to you.