Imagine, for a second, that all TV/radio/internet coverage of people playing ball games or competing in some kind of physical challenge was removed. Would 2011 Man actually start focussing on the important things in life?

Just a thought.

Now I've lost my voice ( Read more... )

Almost incredibly my body has re-set itself to its Early December 2010 vintage. The coughing is back, the headache is back and most worringly the twinging chest pains have come back to haunt me ( Read more... )

A colourful night out in Brixton, Lahndon. Wetherspoons. Experienced people I'd only ever previously assumed were stereotypes. You know, the sort of gor blimey where's me string vest, with a little bit of bloomin' luck Lahndon cockney cockholes one would normally imagine only exist in the minds of cuntish Brightonian pseuds such as myself ( Read more... )

I caught an unflattering reflection of myself in a car window and I didn't understand what I felt. I saw a glimpse of someone who is nineteen, full of nerves and full of shit. I also saw someone with the extra chin of someone who is most definitely twenty eight, full of nerves and full of shit ( Read more... )

It is just unfathomable ( Read more... )

Getting overpaid by roughly £175 and thinking it was a kindly bonus from an unkindly company in extremely unkindly times was perhaps foolish.

But not checking that people's salaries are correct to the point of printing the slips out and actually paying in the incorrect amount of money is downright fuckwitted ( Read more... )

St James's Street Attitudes ( Read more... )

What did you do in 2010 that you'd never done before?
1) Got bitten to shittery by flying insects in Egypt.
2) Instructed a drunken fuckwit to sling his hook. Well, he was pissing against my front door and I needed to get in.
3) Wiped drunken fuckwit piss off my front door.

Did anyone close to you give birth?
No.

Did anyone close to you die?
No.

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Last couple of days off work for about a month. I can remember booking these two strange early January days off back in October, but I have no idea why I did then and here I am, off work in early January, having already returned to work after Xmas. I still haven't the foggiest. Well, I'm certainly not complaining ( Read more... )