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[axel_the_mighty]

I was at Borders last week, minding my own business...perusing some periodicals...generally having a good day.
Until a guy standing next to me holding some celebrity gossip magazine decided that I really wanted to know what the fuck he was thinking.

Most people know of my deep loathing for celebrities and everyone who talks nonstop about them and my

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[hendrix_child]

Coincidentally, I've been bitching about those dickheads all night, as you know closing at BN can be exhilarating.

I've noticed a general pattern that the piles of magazines left by self-serving, inconsiderate wastes of carbon always seem to contain some sort of celebrity and/or vanity magazine. Coincidence? I think not. I wish I could light these morons on fire and listen to their grande latte enema boil inside of their retro-hip colons.

[zeppelingirl90]

LMAO.

You should write a book.