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[axeofoath]

[Gremio has caught a rabbit! And is reading the inscription on its medallion. Really, a fiery death doesn't sound like good luck.]

Th-these collars have, ah...somewhat mixed messages...

...Come to think of it, I haven't made a rabbit stew lately.

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text

[trollsbackwards]

WHAT DOES IT EVEN FUCKING SAY ON THERE?

SOME DOUCHEBAG EARLIER WOULDN'T EXPLAIN IT.

voice

[axeofoath]

[It would take him too long to respond in text, so voice it is!]

Ah...W-well, one side proclaims good luck, while the other promises a fiery death.

text forever

[trollsbackwards]

THAT'S LIKE AN OXYMORON, RIGHT?

IT HAS TO BE ONE OR THE OTHER.

[axeofoath]

Indeed. It doesn't make much sense, unless there happen to be people who would consider dying in a fire to somehow bring good fortune...

[plzcallmemama]

[gasp!]

You would eat a rabbit?!

[axeofoath]

On occasion, certainly! Have you never enjoyed a rabbit stew before now?

[plzcallmemama]

((ooc: no need to tag back if you've moved on!))

Of course not! Rabbits are cute; why would you want to eat one?

[axeofoath]

((ooc: No problem! Backtagging is always good with me! ♥))

C-cute, you say...? Well, I suppose these are nowhere near as intimidating as the ones I'm familiar with...Th-they're rather vicious killers...

[seekinghead]

no way!

[axeofoath]

Pardon? Oh, would you be interested in the recipe?

[seekinghead]

no thank you! i could never cook an animal i know personally!

[axeofoath]

I-I suppose not...Truthfully, I've only just caught this one.