Comments | axewound21: Horrors of Porn

axewound21

Horrors of Porn

Nov 13, 2006 12:37

I swear to GOD that this is not me:

( In Which Our Hero Posts Something That Is Absolutely, Positively, NOT WORK SAFE )

Comments 17

whitelighter69 November 14 2006, 01:09:26 UTC

Lol... That's hot!

umkinda November 14 2006, 18:07:20 UTC

That movie's incredible. My pal Dave gave me a promo copy he received so that I could use it in the Xmas DVD I make every year. Plus it teaches valuable lessons -- if you do crystal you WILL get blown by an octopus. Straight up. They don't tell you that stuff on Oprah.

axewound21 November 14 2006, 18:19:27 UTC

Of course they don't; Oprah's at least 1/4 octopus-American.

And I'm still waiting for you to bed Jonathan Ke Quan to complete that last joke...

umkinda November 14 2006, 18:30:52 UTC

Look, I'm trying! He was in town doing some stunt co-ordination for The One (Two) and I took him to Babbo for drinks and a few nibbles, but the most he would go is second base.