!!!HOT GAY MALE PIX XXX!!!
As an apology for the dearth of postings lately, I give you...
THE MEN OF "UNITED 93"!
What, you ask, could possibly be hotter than a group of studly guys battling terrorists with their bare hands and becoming martyred folk heroes in the process? According to the Universal Studios marketing department, absolutely fucking nothing!
Name: David
Sign: Sagittarius
Memorable quote: "Let's roll!"
Other memorable quote: "Let's do crystal meth and fuck!"
Turn on's: Roomy airline bathrooms
Turn off's: When a guy's socks match his slacks instead of his shoes (ew!)
When he's not battling evil Islamic extremists with a beverage cart, hottie newcomer David enjoys lounging by the pool at the Argyle in his Armani summer suit and Ferrugamo loafers...sans hose, natch!
Name: Cheyenne
Favorite City: Chattanooga, ironically
Date Rape Convictions: Four times arraigned, four times acquitted!
Favorite Song: "When Smokey Sings" by ABC
Sexy Chey runs to meet his date with sweaty destiny! Next time, go with some umbros and show off those gams, tiger! *rowr*
GAYDAR ALERT!!! Looks like someone plays for "the team", wink wink! Word on the street has it that Chey might be opening the new production of "Joseph" in Toronto! Remember, you heard it here first, gals. Shhh!
(Meryl Streep & Cheyenne Jackson perform "Sodomy" from the musical HAIR at New York City Center “The Public Sings: A 50th Anniversary Celebration” January 30, 2006 Photo by Paul Hawthorne)
Name: Corey
Sign: Scorpio
Memorable Quote: "Shuttupa you face!"
Motto: "No means yes!"
When he's not slapping his wife or mistress, masculine hottie Corey enjoys battling post-apocalyptic dinosaurs in huge budget flops, flag football, and racketeering! Corey may claim he's str8, but a little birdy told us someone's on the DL...why, is that a love-booger I see in your flavor-saver, CorCor? Wink wink!
Name: Pete
Hobby: Being entirely too handsome and Nordic-looking to ever be named "Jeremy Glick"
Often Mistaken For: Jarrett Grode
When they're not gallivanting around Tinseltown, Pete and life parnter Mr. Mariska Hargitay like to relax at their Nevada ranch, where the two raise guinea hens and do macrame together. Back off, betch! He's mine!!!
Sweaty Pete and un-sexy costar Christian Clemenson share a "homo moment". Awww....
And lastly, but certainly not leastly...
The uni-brow is BAACK! The very definition of "terrorist hot" (or TH, as we say on the QT), these sexy, swarthy hunks put the "fun" in "fundamentalist"! Just try not to pop a stiffy when sartorialist studs Khalid, Lewis, Omar and Jamie strut their stuff on the "runway"! (Get it? Get it?)
Whoa, slow down there, six pack! You've gotta make every one of those 72 virgins last! Is that a box-cutter in your pants, or are you just glad to see me?
That's all for now, boys. CUMMING SOON: The sexy boy-soldiers of BLOOD DIAMOND! Yee-haw!
Now get lost. Mommy needs to drink her bloody mary in quiet.
That is all.
THE MEN OF "UNITED 93"!
What, you ask, could possibly be hotter than a group of studly guys battling terrorists with their bare hands and becoming martyred folk heroes in the process? According to the Universal Studios marketing department, absolutely fucking nothing!
Name: David
Sign: Sagittarius
Memorable quote: "Let's roll!"
Other memorable quote: "Let's do crystal meth and fuck!"
Turn on's: Roomy airline bathrooms
Turn off's: When a guy's socks match his slacks instead of his shoes (ew!)
When he's not battling evil Islamic extremists with a beverage cart, hottie newcomer David enjoys lounging by the pool at the Argyle in his Armani summer suit and Ferrugamo loafers...sans hose, natch!
Name: Cheyenne
Favorite City: Chattanooga, ironically
Date Rape Convictions: Four times arraigned, four times acquitted!
Favorite Song: "When Smokey Sings" by ABC
Sexy Chey runs to meet his date with sweaty destiny! Next time, go with some umbros and show off those gams, tiger! *rowr*
GAYDAR ALERT!!! Looks like someone plays for "the team", wink wink! Word on the street has it that Chey might be opening the new production of "Joseph" in Toronto! Remember, you heard it here first, gals. Shhh!
(Meryl Streep & Cheyenne Jackson perform "Sodomy" from the musical HAIR at New York City Center “The Public Sings: A 50th Anniversary Celebration” January 30, 2006 Photo by Paul Hawthorne)
Name: Corey
Sign: Scorpio
Memorable Quote: "Shuttupa you face!"
Motto: "No means yes!"
When he's not slapping his wife or mistress, masculine hottie Corey enjoys battling post-apocalyptic dinosaurs in huge budget flops, flag football, and racketeering! Corey may claim he's str8, but a little birdy told us someone's on the DL...why, is that a love-booger I see in your flavor-saver, CorCor? Wink wink!
Name: Pete
Hobby: Being entirely too handsome and Nordic-looking to ever be named "Jeremy Glick"
Often Mistaken For: Jarrett Grode
When they're not gallivanting around Tinseltown, Pete and life parnter Mr. Mariska Hargitay like to relax at their Nevada ranch, where the two raise guinea hens and do macrame together. Back off, betch! He's mine!!!
Sweaty Pete and un-sexy costar Christian Clemenson share a "homo moment". Awww....
And lastly, but certainly not leastly...
The uni-brow is BAACK! The very definition of "terrorist hot" (or TH, as we say on the QT), these sexy, swarthy hunks put the "fun" in "fundamentalist"! Just try not to pop a stiffy when sartorialist studs Khalid, Lewis, Omar and Jamie strut their stuff on the "runway"! (Get it? Get it?)
Whoa, slow down there, six pack! You've gotta make every one of those 72 virgins last! Is that a box-cutter in your pants, or are you just glad to see me?
That's all for now, boys. CUMMING SOON: The sexy boy-soldiers of BLOOD DIAMOND! Yee-haw!
Now get lost. Mommy needs to drink her bloody mary in quiet.
That is all.