Ah, a new day at the office, and a new trashy reality show to work on! As a gift to you, my adoring fans, I present to you...

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For all you lovers of drag queen-friendly Canadian porn rap, you might be interested to know that Peaches' new album has been leaked.

Some of the links are dead, but I was able to grab all but one track on the album through that page. The duet with dyke goddess Joan Jett is particularly suite.

A window into my life.

(Thank smrtmnky for this.)

...'cause I'm working too damn much. But I figured all concerned would want to know that NEW YORK IS BACK THIS SEASON!!!

Gosh, I hope that doesn't violate my confidentiality agreement. =/

I'd say more, but I signed a confidentiality agreement. Suffice to say, I'm as happy about changing jobs as manjimaru.

After weeks of cold calls, "no thank you"'s and want-ad circling, I finally got some fucking work!


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You Passed 8th Grade Math
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You faggots need to go see this movie:



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