Comments | axistence: Sperm Retention Bitchiness

axistence

Sperm Retention Bitchiness

Mar 02, 2004 05:51

this past weekend was just ... ugh. I was suffering from a severe case of SRB. I would either be too busy to have a good 'ol masturbation session; if not, my roomate would be around. The whole week was just pretty stressful. So Saturday night rolls around, and i think: "ahhh, its saturday, everyone should be out, time for me to have a nice looong ( Read more... )

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*phew* josaiah March 2 2004, 20:04:00 UTC

I thank god everyday for having my own room. I can only offer my upmost sympathy, and next time might I suggest the power of memory (that is, remembering your "aids" and replaying them in your head in the toilet ;))

Re: *phew* axistence March 4 2004, 01:27:50 UTC

wait till you have a roomate *wink*
and the toilet doesn't lock either ... lol! ghetto ass dorm.

fundabonka March 2 2004, 20:17:46 UTC

SPB can be pretty daunting. And your roommate needs some lessons on good timing. And train your mind to have better mental projection of the *ahem* realting images, so you can find a *more* private space to relieve yourself.

axistence March 4 2004, 01:29:39 UTC

i suppose i have to huh?
the only problem with me 'fantasizing' is that i need a long time to work myself out, and will most definitely need a private space :D

tissuegal March 2 2004, 23:22:05 UTC

Boy you are funny!! You make me laugh. Tho it's no laughing matter if it happened to me...I have empathy for you as a gal has her needs to!;)

axistence March 4 2004, 01:28:07 UTC

you go girl~!

vivmuffin March 3 2004, 04:33:56 UTC

I burst out laughing when I read this. I don't mean to laugh but this was too much. Four words. Toilet and a porn mag.

axistence March 3 2004, 10:01:53 UTC

thats 5 words darling :P

vivmuffin March 3 2004, 22:29:04 UTC

Ooops! My bad. Five, not four *whaps hands*

axistence March 4 2004, 01:28:35 UTC

that was the emotion i was going for anyway :P laughter

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kungfutofu March 4 2004, 22:28:55 UTC

That was quite an intense story... It could be worst, like your mom walk in which incidentally happened to a friend... Actually I have personally walked into my ex-roommate when he was er... spanking the monkey... it was a little embarassing, we sat silent and watched a movie later.

axistence March 14 2004, 22:29:41 UTC

my mom walked in after i had sex.

kungfutofu March 15 2004, 19:27:50 UTC

Wow... how did she reacted? How did your chick reacted?

axistence March 16 2004, 00:55:33 UTC

well we were already dressed, all ready to go out, but there was a cum stain on the bed. and it wasn't a chick.

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