Babs/Ted Nc-17 pornbattlefic
Barbara was a tight ball of frustration and, "Forget this, I can't... I- why did I take the night off!?" Barbara said wheeling away from her machines.
"Because you're a masochist at heart?" Ted said leaning in the doorway in his mismatched tweed and polyester monstrosity pretending to be a suit.
"Hey Ted! What are you doing here?" Babs said giving an embarassed smile trying to hide her outburst.
"I had the day off to and sufferred from the immense boredom of being unneeded, I figured in our crowds- well misery or in this case days off require company... so how about it Milady?" Ted said with an exaggerated duck and bow leaving him eye level to Barbara in her chair eyes alight with mischief.
" I'm not in the mood to go out Teeed, I'm a mess!" Barbara said wiping off residue from working on her computers and devices.
"Oh who said we needed to go outside! We could play naked Monopoly!" Ted said with a hint of hopefullness.
"naked Monopoly huh?" Barbara laughed happily.
"We really must be bored, though I dunno I wouldn't want to set off your heart condition Ted- "Monopoly" is a pretty highstress game." Babs grinned while feigning worry.
Ted lifted her right out of the chair into his arms in a sweeping gesture, "Oh I'll show you a heart condition!" Ted said before kissing her the best he knew how.
Barbara absently wondered where he learned to kiss like that, and if he had given her akiss like that when she still had use of her legs if it would have turned them to jelly.
She bowed her head against the crook of his shoulder after the kiss and whispered to him, "lame."
"I know you are but what am I?" Ted said carrying her to the bedroom.
"A Man about to find out how awesome my security can be if he makes anything else resembling a cripple joke while we have sex." Babs said with a cruel undertone.
" Sex? I thought us differently abled ex-spandex clad roofhoppers were going to play naked Monopoly... the thought of you naked, red hair spilling out across the bed and moaning as I press into you - Well that might just be too much for my poor heart to take!" Ted said laying her onthe bed and slipping onto the edge before mimicking a collapse hand on his right side.
"Your heart is on your left!" Babs said as she threw her shirt at him.
Ted quickly shifted his hand to the left side of his chest nuzzling into the shirt covering his face.
"Oh we're playing it this way huh?" Babs turned her tone to something resembling the heroine from old black and whites "Oooh, my back is so tense and stiff from sitting in that hard chair all day- if only I had a noble gentlemen capable of removing my remaining restraints."
Ted hopped back up and had himself next to Barbara who was giving him the 'look'.
He knew when his lovely lady was ready to drop the pretenses.
Hands moved up cupping her breasts and then sliding to the clasp in front to undo it. He kept one hand stroking through her hair and caressing her head and neck, just like she preferred. Sensation below the waist was an awful thing to lose but it doesn't limit one's ability to feel pleasure.
Barbara pressed her chest into his pulling violently at his clothes, she wore only a pair of sweats and he stripped until he had his socks and Boxers on- What? She had cold feet!
Barbara moved her calloused hands across his chest as he bent himself around her seated form running his own arms against her back finding each and every knot he could and coaxed them away with nimble fingers in some cases application of his left foot. She groaned into his touch.
"I want to try it that way again." She said. It had been a disaster last time leading to both bruised physically and egotistically, but she was determined.
Ted waited for Barbara to grab her lift after abandoning the sweats. Then Ted shifted so that his legs would be trapped in the headboard and his waist straight up and boxers removed.
Barbara with only some help from Ted in spreading her legs and his sole free hand guiding her waist.
The position worked this time with Ted using the headboard to guide himself up and down as she pulled herself up and down on the bar.
It wasn't the most tactile form of sex but he understood why she wanted it this way, she had told him last time they tried eyes misted when it hadn't quite worked since the lift accidently turned on and moved her while in him toward her chair and yeah-ow. She had said that with her other bedmates she had come to find while there were many pleasurable things she could still do, the pleasure that comes from exertion was almost totally lost- her bedmates barely even allowing her to move in what ways she could of her own power, she said with Dick for all his wondrous bending- sometimes it got boring.
Ted was always up for new and inventive means of sex- particularly if it was with the beautiful redhead moving above him. In his eyes she was the epitome of strength,sexuality, and intelligence and he wouldn't have it any other way.
She began making that panting keen that often signalled she was coming, he did his best to hold her steady and as her arms loosened their grip on the bar he let her fall against him both gently leaning back until they were lying on the bed, Babs looked at him eyes glassy and satisfied before laying a tender kiss to his lips that had him coming inside her. He pulled out and tossed the condom and then fell back into her embrace. He knew in his fast beating heart he'd never be bored with her.