The Fish Legacy - 01.09
So... you may have noticed I've been gone for a bit.
Life got busy to the point where I couldn't even bring myself to post the next four entries (which I had already written), so enjoy the relative of consistency of the next few posts and prepare yourself for entry 01.13, in which I open up the game for the first time in 2 months.
Last time on The Fish Legacy:
Banjo aged up into a blonde-haired, dark-skinned angel and Guitar aged up into a Hot-Headed Artistic Prodigy. Mayor Whiskers died during their joint birthday party.
Banjo: I'm a big girl now. Why I hafta share a woom?
Yet somehow she seems perfectly okay with being sat down beside this rancid toilet?
Guitar: This toilet seat feels mossy.
There's a reason for that, bud.
I was kind of enjoying how their house was coming along, but it was also incredibly inconvenient to play in so...
The old layout.
The new layout.
(Honestly, I'm equally unhappy with this house. As soon as they have more money I'm going to do another overhaul.)
Banjo: Dis not my house.
Papparazzo: Extra! Extra! Professional street musician goes on normal outing with her children.
Guitar: Hi there! You have a strong nose and chin and the same coloring as my sister who has been getting more screentime than me ever since she aged up to a toddler. Let's be cute together and steal the limelight from her.
Sonia Moon: Yeeeeah. About that. I'm a Kleptomaniac.
Guitar: Well fuck you, too!
Guitar wanted to have a water balloon fight, so I invited everyone he met at the library (and Jessica) over to his house so they could play.
Vasyl Goth decided ruining our hallway was way more fun.
We've reached four-star celebrity status!
Yet somehow Kayla is the one receiving creepy fanmail on a regular basis.
Axolotl: Happy Birthday, buddy.
Just one day late.
Guitar: For me?!
I would have gotten a screenshot of him opening up his gift if Banjo hadn't climbed up on these pillows to look at a toddler book.
That is not to say Banjo is my favorite. Guitar looks so similar to Axolotl and I love him for that.
I also really love his personality, which you will see soon.
What better place to find a future spouse make some friends than the local park?
Guitar: I'm choosing this one.
Miracle: ...
Excellent choice, bud.
This isn't the first time we've received this notification.
But it is the first time Cassidy has broken into our house...
...to use our tub....
...for a personal spa day.
Cassidy: Well, if I'm in a celebrity's home, I'm going to behave like a celebrity.
Aw. Baako. I wish we'd spent more time with you!
Axolotl mourns in her kitchen at night while eating grilled cheese.
In case you were wondering, Guitar wakes up like this every morning.
Then proceeds to do helpful things like autonomously set the table.
Kayla: ...Are you okay?
Guitar: Of course I'm okay. Why wouldn't I be okay?
Every. Morning.
Kayla would probably be pretty disappointed if she found out, but I can't imagine Guitar is very into sports.
♥
Papparazo: Extra! Extra! Four-star celebrity teaches toddler to talk in her own backyard!
Don't you have anything better to do?
Papparazo: Hey! Over here!
...I guess not.
This is the gift Axolotl gave Guitar near the beginning of this entry. I think I'm going to have him name her Mayor Whiskers II.
First school project of the legacy!
Guitar: That's right! I have a school project!
Miracle: Y'all are raising a special snowflake and I'm judging you for that.
Miracle is living up to her name.
Wait a minute...HOW DID YOU GET INTO THE HOUSE??
Papparazzo: Famous Musician Plays Piano For Children Who Struggle With School Projects
I mean, we haven't seen her since she broke into our house, so....
Cassidy: Ugh! I didn't come here to see you; I came to soak in your tub like a celebrity.
Um, no. Bye.
Kayla's not a regular mom; she's a cool mom.
Axolotl: I thought I was the cool mom!
I mean, you're okay.
Ugh. They're such a cute family.
Axolotl hasn't been outside of the house in a while, and Kayla has the day off, so....
Masseuse: I just looooove standing naked in the rain.
Kayla: And one day, if you're lucky, you'll have an accessory spouse who can care for your> children while you follow your dreams.
I mean, Axolotl's been doing the vast majority of the childcare, but okay.
I didn't take a screenshot of it, but I directed Guitar to come to the lounge after school so he could complete his homework while Axolotl worked on her aspiration.
I guess that was the moment he realized his mom is a celebrity?
After what happened the last time? No, thank you.
Sometimes Guitar looks like a demon child from a horror film.
And I love him for that.
Other times, he's a happy-go-lucky child playing dolls with his kid sister.
Guitar: Oh, Lady Katz! I do believe another forest creature is wearing the same outfit as you.
Guitar: What a cat-astrophe! *giggle*
The fifth maxed skill of the legacy!
Seriously, though. What is up with this child?
Four seconds later....
Guitar: The spaghetti keeps the rage inside.
In case you're wondering, Kayla and Axolotl are still sweet on each other.
Flirting leads to kisses...
Which leads to birth control...
Kayla: Chug! Chug! Chug!
Which leads to feathers flying everywhere.
Usually I choose the "good kid" option, but Guitar seems rather...unstable. I don't think he has enough impulse control to wait until recess to throw the plane.
Fair enough.
While Guitar is busy causing problems in his classrooms, Axolotl had earned herself a pristine reputation. ♥
Axolotl: You're going to be a child soon!
Banjo: But what if I'm not cute anymore?
To be completely honest, I have the same fear.
Worst case scenario, you'll have been the most successful toddler of the legacy thus far.
(I'm not sure I got a screenshot of it, but she also maxed the Potty skill, which brings us to 8 maxed skills!)
Not to be outdone by a kid in pampers, Axolotl starts to learn her third instrument of the legacy.
Aaaaand Guitar proves himself to be an A+ cheater. Good going, Guitar!
Kayla: Are we really just going to ignore the fact that our oldest son is a psychopath?
Yes. Yes, we are. Because it's time for Banjo's birthday!
Please stay cute. Please stay cute. Please stay cute.
Banjo: Hey! My hand's still there!
Well, she didn't roll Genius, that's for sure.
I...how does he make an innocent hug look so...menacing?
And why does Banjo's head look so big?
Before I forget--Banjo is still absolutely stunning a Social Butterfly who Loves Outdoors.
Total Points: 8
+2 Knowledge (8 maxed skills!)