The Fish Legacy - 01.14
Last time on The Fish Legacy:
I got fed up with my gameplay style, Guitar ruined the thing he had going with Jaycee, and Banjo grew up into a spitting image of Axolotl (much to my surprise and absolute delight).
Since everyone's getting older, I thought it was time for Kayla to get a makeover. I think she looks so cute with short hair.
I also spent a few days rebuilding their house...again. It's fine, I guess.
This is the first time I've ever seen this whim.
Or this one.
Guitar: Don't judge me! I'm a teenager! There are so many hormones!
Guitar: *sob* So. Many. Hormones.
Wow. That's cold, Axolotl.
Banjo, no! You have your own bed.
Oh, hullo, Mr. Whiskers. Enjoying the shrine Guitar built for you?
I mean, it's not really a phase if it's just his personality, is it?
You look pleased with yourself.
Kayla: Damn straight I do. I just maxed Cooking.
What a babe.
I was wondering where Banjo got her big head from, and so I tried to get a good comparison shot.
She's got Axolotl's eyes, mouth, and nose, but I have no idea where she got her face shape from.
Guitar is still super grumpy in the mornings and Axolotl is tired of his shit.
Guitar: What are you looking at?
Banjo: I didn't do anything!
Axolotl: Can't we just have one nice breakfast as a family??
I'm sorry, Axolotl. Your life was so much easier when my primary goal was to have all my Sims be as kind and as happy as humanly possible.
Usually I wouldn't include these but...
How is she being bullied for good grades when she's cheating???
Poor Banjo. All she wants is to make a million billion friends and she's just the worst at it.
The stress of Axoltol's family life has made her feverish.
So now they have a teamaker.
Also, finally have enough money for a repair person. I love his blushy cheeks and ducky umbrella!
Aw, love. I'm sorry school was so hard for you today.
Can we just take a minute to admire how perfect she is, though?
♥
I hope you're feeling real good about bullying your sister this morning, Guitar.
Guitar: I am.
Ollie invited Kayla out to eat. He's super old now so we said yes.
Kayla: Did they just bring one menu? Yes? Well. I guess I'll just...read my palm to choose my meal.
The chef at this restaurant is still kind of a mess.
...I hope you're not serving them the pan.
Chef: But pan-fried pan is a delicacy!
Olivia, you were a child the last time I saw you and now you're making out with the Delgato kid??
Okay, but how in the world has Guitar earned himself a good reputation?
Guitar: It's so stressful hiding my true self all the time!
I mean, you haven't really been hiding your hot-headedness, though?
Because I like the game to go at super speed when everyone's sleeping, I had Axolotl release Mr. Whiskers's ghost into the netherworld.
Of course, I regretted it almost immediately.
I, too, eat cake when I'm sad.
Axolotl wins at life again. I know I'm not keeping score anymore, but this brings her to five maxed skills.
And two cutie patootie children who I love equally.
...I say as I continue to take way more screenshots of Banjo than I do Guitar.
Can you blame me, though?
Banjo: Hey, Pizza Face. Are you going to prom?
Three reasons for prom:
1) I'm pretty sure the reason I'm so disintered in Sim kids and teens is the fact that none of them ever have friends in any of my games.
2) Banjo is the literal worst at meeting people/making friends. If we're going to find a spouse for her, we're going to have to start as early as possible.
3) Guitar is a couple of days from aging into a Young Adult and, since his falling out with Jaycee, no longer has a potential spouse.
Guy in Background: Ooh! A boob! Can I touch it?
Brunette: Yeah, sure, I guess.
Blonde: I see how it is. My boobs aren't good enough for him to touch.
Banjo: Oh, hey, an angry person. I'm familiar with angry people! Do you want to be my friend??
This whole situation seems pretty awkard, tbh.
I had Guitar order some drinks for the table because it seems like the sort of thing he would do.
Then this tall drink of water walked into the room.
Banjo: *stands near him awkwardly, staring*
...This is why you're so bad at making friends, Band.
Jamison: So then I say to her, "Don't be surprised, but my 'asset' is thiiiiiis big."
Lakeisha: Hey; don't believe him. It's actually pretty small.
Oh, wow. She's super cute. Too bad my headcannon says Banjo is straight....
Banjo: Oh my gosh! Your hair is so beautiful! Are you some kind of mermaid?
Darn.
I mean, she was born months before the pack was released so I'm not surprised, but.
Jamison's really popular. Even in those pants. Every girl at the prom including Banjo wanted his attention.
Lakeisha: Look. You should know. Jamison and I have been friends for a while, and he's a bit of a player.
Banjo: What about you? You're also good looking.
Ohhh. I did not expect her to react that way to a Compliment Appearance.
Banjo spends the rest of the evening feeling really bad about that interaction with Lakeisha.
Really bad.
Luckily, Jamison's around to take the edge off.
And he's single!!
And almost a Young Adult, but fuck it. We messed with Jaycee's age when she was a potential spouse. We can mess with Lakeisha's and Jamison's, too.
Aaand just because this whole entry has been about Banjo...here's Guitar and the woman he discovered while at prom.
I'm pretty sure she was actually just dancing behind him, but doesn't it look like she's got her arm slung around him?
---
Anyway, I will end this part here.
Next time...the heir poll!