So in the giant ball of suck that is my personal life I don't get to see your big show, for the second year now. Here's the conversation I had:
ME: I'm going to see Tampa's show on Friday. The Woman: You can't. We're taking the kids to ZooBoo that night. ME: Why then? The Woman: It's the only night Heather can go. We need you to stay home with the baby. ME: DAMN THESE KIDS! I will kill them all--chop, chop, chop. *blood sprays everywhere* **maniacial laughter**
Ok I made up that last part. Once again I will be missing out on ALL the big shows this year. Your show--nope. Necro--same night as yours and I was going to miss it anyway to see you guys--NOPE. IP's 8pm show--NOPE! IP's 11pm show--maybe, if I get a babysitter.
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ME: I'm going to see Tampa's show on Friday.
The Woman: You can't. We're taking the kids to ZooBoo that night.
ME: Why then?
The Woman: It's the only night Heather can go. We need you to stay home with the baby.
ME: DAMN THESE KIDS! I will kill them all--chop, chop, chop. *blood sprays everywhere* **maniacial laughter**
Ok I made up that last part. Once again I will be missing out on ALL the big shows this year. Your show--nope. Necro--same night as yours and I was going to miss it anyway to see you guys--NOPE. IP's 8pm show--NOPE! IP's 11pm show--maybe, if I get a babysitter.
Yeah me--King of Suck.
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