mom: hey, now you'll be old enough to sign your own marriage papers
me: wouldn't that just be a waste of your 19 years of hard work raising me if I decided to elope?
mom: I'll sell you per pound. So eat more *points to food*
me: *mumble mumble* lemme guess.... $2/lb...?? *thud*Haha, I slept through chem again and also skipped biology since I was
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