Title: Soundproof Walls and Pink Presents
Pairing: KyuMin, random KangTeuk
Rating: PG-13 for implied smut ;D
Genre: Crack
Summary: Sungmin asks for the impossible for his birthday present.
Notes: Happy Birthday Sungminnie~
"Um. You what?"
"D-Do I really have to r-repeat it?"
"Um. Yes. If it's okay."
"I-I-I--" Sungmin took a deep, deep breath. "I want to be on top!"
Kyuhyun was grateful for their bedroom's soundproof walls, for the volume of Sungmin's blurted request was so loud the upper floor would have heard him loud and clear.
That being beside the point, Kyuhyun raised his hands. "Okay, by 'on top', you mean..."
Sungmin turned cherry red. "A-As in, put my thing in like you do, when you put your thing in, e-except I'll do it this time, a-and..." He trailed off in embarrassed silence, and Kyuhyun concludes that only Sungmin could pull off being cute and arousing at the same time.
"Right, so you want to put your dick in me--"
"That's so d-d-dirty, Kyunnie--!" Sungmin suddenly squeaks out, waving his hands frantically, and Kyuhyun smothers a grin, frowning instead.
"But hyung, that's what you said, you want to put your dick--" Sungmin slaps a hand over his mouth, and his hyung's face is even redder, if such a thing were possible. Kyuhyun smiles against Sungmin's palm, utterly besotted; how could you not be, with someone this adorable?
"Don't tease me." The complaint was accompanied by a fierce pout, and Kyuhyun holds his hands up in surrender.
"Okay, I'll be serious now. Give me two - just two - reasons why." Sungmin sat up straighter, obviously prepared for the question.
"W-Well, I'm older. B-By two years." He smiled brightly, quite proud of himself.
Kyuhyun looked unimpressed. "So is Jungsu-hyung. And Heechul-hyung. And I doubt they go on top."
Sungmin sputtered, not expecting this comeback. "W-Well, you never know!"
"Hyung, can you really see Jungsu-hyung putting his dick in Youngwoon-hyung--"
"Okay, stop!" Sungmin screeched, trying to erase the weird, dirty, wrong images beginning to fill his head. He waved his hands frantically again, Kyuhyun watching him with amusement.
"Second reason?"
"It's my birthday today! It can be your birthday present to me!" He bats his eyelashes for added effect.
Kyuhyun looks around the room - pink stuffed toys, pink clothes, pink accessories, pink bags, pink hats... "One, two, three...twenty-three, twenty-four, twenty-five...thirty. So you want that to be your thirty-first present from me, yes?"
Sungmin was torn between wanting to cry and wanting to tear Kyuhyun's hair out. "That's beside the point! I really, really want to, oh pleeeaase Kyunnieeee..."
"Okay, fine." Sungmin jolted up at this, blinking wide eyes. Kyuhyun nodded firmly, gently caressing his hyung's hair. "I'll let you be on top, hyung."
"Really?"
"Really."
"Really really?""
"Yes, really really." Kyuhyun chuckled as Sungmin pounced him and began shredding off his clothes.
Then his smiled turned devilish. Oh, he'd let him be on top alright.
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"Sungmin-ah?"
"I hate you."
Leeteuk sighed, and gingerly lowered himself to sit on Sungmin's bed, wincing the whole way. His butt was so sore, it was a miracle he could still move.
Clearly, Sungmin was in much the same situation. Leeteuk pat his dongsaeng comfortingly. "I'm guessing it didn't work, huh?"
"You too?" Sungmin didn't think he had the strength to open to his eyes, much less move. His throat was so sore it almost hurt to speak.
And he didn't even want to think about the state of his lower region.
"Yep, me too." Leeteuk groaned in pain just remembering how Kangin had calmly agreed to his request; he should've known it wasn't going to be as simple as that.
Just as he was about to enter, Kangin twisted his legs in a complicated move and BAM! The rest is history, as they say. Oh, he was on top alright. Just not in the way he had imagined.
Leeteuk sighed again, and judging from Sungmin's state, the younger boy had suffered the same fate, only got it much, much worse.
He laughed weakly. "Good birthday, huh?"
Sungmin gathered enough strength to kick him off the bed, and every pain in his body tripled.
Outside the door, Kangin and Kyuhyun grinned devilishly at each other.
"Happy birthday, Sungmin-ah~"
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First fic with Sungmin and I'm already abusing him XD And on his birthday >____>; Sorry Sungminniee~ ;A; First SuJu fic as well, so concrit is very much welcomed :D
Other than that...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SUNGMINNIE~~~
And Happy New Year to everyone, of course ;D
Comments are loved <333