diplomacy skills
Title: Diplomacy Skills
Pairing/Group: Nakamaru Yuichi/Taguchi Junnosuke/Tanaka Koki
Rating/Warnings: NC-17-- a threesome, Junno-logic
Word Count: 1896
Summary: Nakamaru and Koki have been acting strange lately.
Notes: Written for the ficmeme, originally posted here.
Lately, Junno has noticed that both Koki and Nakamaru are acting kind of strange around him. Both of them have invited him to have meals with them, and they ask him to play video games, and Junno is not very sure what he's done to garner so much attention from them.
He is okay with all of the fuss, though, so until he figures out what's going on with those two he might as well just bask. Junno won't lie about it, he likes getting to hang out with them outside of work. Nakamaru is nice, shooting the breeze as they trounce each other in vicious multiplayer missions. He's got a soothing voice, and Junno likes to sneak peeks at the way his fingers dance along his controller.
Koki's been doing the same thing, only with less straightforwardness and more homemade treats. It's probably the most food Junno has eaten lately; he's going to have to run more to make up for it, but that's okay. Junno likes it when Koki fixes nice things for him.
In contrast to how much more time they're spending with him, though, Junno has noticed that Koki and Nakamaru are behaving strangely toward each other. Before, they had laughed and joked with each other, and weren't accidentally shooting each other during survival games. Junno was pretty sure that "friendly fire" did not involve malicious laughter for every round that hit its target.
It's gone on long enough, and Junno is quite distressed over how Nakamaru and Koki have been treating each other. He's got a brilliant plan though. Separately, of course, Junno will invite them to his place. He'll lock away his air guns, and hide all of his wired game controllers, and then he'll get them to make up with each other.
*
Junno approaches Nakamaru first. He's been looking a little stressed, so maybe if Junno invites him over it will help get his mind off finals for a little while. Nakamaru easily agrees from within the stacks of papers and books he's buried in, and Junno counts it as a little victory.
Later that day, Junno follows Koki to the restroom and locks the door. Koki gets the strangest expression on his face, but Junno ignores that and asks him to come by after work. Koki nods, a sort of hopeful look on his face now, and Junno grins down at him.
That should settle things. Junno whistles a jaunty tune as he gets back to work.
*
Junno gets home in record time to tidy things up at the last minute. He's expecting Nakamaru first, since he told him an earlier time; the plan is to lull him into complacency as they play the latest shooter. Maybe he'll even throw a few matches to get Nakamaru into that happy, cocky mood, and he won't be as cold toward Koki when he gets here.
This can't go badly.
*
Or maybe it can.
Koki arrives promptly at the time Junnno specified, all shy smiles and gentle touches until he sees Nakamaru parked in front of the television. Then he sort of visibly bristles, like an angry cat. Junno almost bursts into laughter at that thought, but he manages to keep it together.
Koki settles onto the opposite side of the couch, and leans as far away from Nakamaru as he possibly can. Nakamaru barely acknowledges his presence.
Junno isn't so sure anymore that this was as amazing a plan as he'd originally thought. All he can do now is try and figure out what their problem is. He smiles, and then flops onto the middle cushion. Koki bounces a little, and Nakamaru laughs at that, just a little bit.
Koki is the first to speak. Or, more precisely, yell. "Shut up!"
"Make me," Nakamaru retorts, venom in his voice.
This is not good, not at all, and Junno wrings his hands for a second before finally asking them what's wrong. "Guys!" he shouts over their bickering. "What's gotten into you? This is really upsetting, you know, seeing you two mad at each other all the time."
"I like you, stupid!" Koki mutters, and Nakamaru makes an indignant noise.
"I like you too, Junno. Are you daft?"
Oh. That explains things. Junno doesn't see why they have to bicker with each other; he likes them both. He clears his throat and claps a hand over each of their mouths; Junno makes sure they're both paying attention when he makes his announcement.
"What if I said that I like both of you too? 'Cause I do, and I know that deep down inside you still like each other, maybe not quite the way we seem to be talking about it, but still. It kind of makes me sad to see you two not getting along."
If a pin dropped, Junno bets he could hear it. But that still has to do with the fact that he's shushing Koki and Nakamaru. He looks at each of them, and continues. "Why should I have to pick? Quite frankly, I wouldn't mind having both of you."
Koki bites his palm, and when Junno yelps, he leans across his lap to peer at Nakamaru. They seem to be having some sort of wordless communication. Suddenly, Nakamaru breaks out of his grasp, and Junno can only watch as he and Koki lean toward each other, squishing him in the process, and kiss. It's probably the angriest kiss Junno's ever witnessed, and he's doubly surprised when they break apart and turn to him.
Nakamaru and Koki glance at each other again, and then Junno's nearly smothered when Koki grabs his face and presses their lips together. Koki's tongue flicks against his lips, and is gone quicksilver fast as he makes his way down the side of Junno's neck. He could get used to this, definitely; it's even better when Nakamaru swoops in to take Koki's place.
Junno's a little overwhelmed, but this is probably his best idea ever, so he just relaxes into their clutches. At that moment, two hands grab him through his jeans. Junno chokes a bit, and pulls away from Nakamaru, gasping. "Perhaps we should move this somewhere a little roomier," he mumbles, and Koki is the one who hauls him up from the couch and practically drags him to his bedroom. Nakamaru surprises him even more when he smacks him on the ass to get him to move faster.
That does make him walk a bit faster, and Junno still can't quite believe that both Koki and Nakamaru are violently disrobing him. "Somebody pinch me," he says a little disbelievingly, and when both of them deliver, it hurts. Not a dream at all. He's such a genius.
Faster than he can comprehend, Junno is standing in the middle of his room, naked. Koki and Nakamaru are just as naked, and they've come to a standstill. Nakamaru is the first to speak.
"So... how are we going to do this?"
Junno hadn't really thought that far ahead. "Rock, paper, scissors?" he offers up, a little lamely.
Koki rolls his eyes and has a quick whispered conference with Nakamaru; they nod decisively and eye him up.
"Where's your stuff, Junno?" Koki looks a little stern as he asks, and Junno points meekly to his nightstand. "Good," Koki says, and rummages through the drawer.
Koki cackles a little when he finds the lube and condoms Junno keeps stashed, just in case, and tosses one of the condoms to Nakamaru. He stalks to Junno and unwraps the other one, sort of businesslike as he rolls it onto him. Then Koki steps to Nakamaru and squeezes lube into the palm of his hand.
Junno watches, a little dumbfounded still, as Koki flops onto his bed. Koki wastes no time in preparing himself, smirking at Junno as he slides his slick fingers in and out of himself. It's very nice to watch, but he doesn't do that for very long before Nakamaru marches him to his bed and urges him to kneel between Koki's spread legs. Koki grins up at him and slicks Junno's fingers; his voice is promising when he speaks.
"You should help me, Junno," Koki practically purrs. He's got no problem with that, and he gasps at how tight Koki is around their fingers. That doesn't last long before Koki is batting his hand away and grabs ahold of his cock. Koki hooks his ankles around Junno's waist, surprising him with his flexibility, and groans when Junno slides in.
Somehow, Junno had forgotten that Nakamaru was in the room too, and he jolts when those long fingers trace down his crease. Koki grunts, and Nakamaru chuckles a bit, and Junno suddenly understands how this is going to work.
It kind of feels strange, but Nakamaru is gentle as he spreads Junno open. Koki pulls him down for a kiss, distracting him long enough for Nakamaru to finish stretching. His breath tickles the back of his neck when he leans forward to whisper in Junno's ear.
"Are you ready?"
Junno can't nod quickly enough, since it seems his tongue has gotten stuck to the roof of his mouth. He gasps when Nakamaru enters him, slow and gentle; Koki threads his fingers into Junno's sweat-dampened hair and sort of pets him. It really makes him feel spoiled, and he pushes back against Nakamaru to let him know that he's ready.
Nakamaru is gentle for those first few thrusts, but soon enough he's speeding up and setting the pace for him and Koki. Junno simply takes it, a little overwhelmed, and allows Nakamaru and Koki to guide him. He gasps as Nakamaru hits something that makes everything feel even better.
Under him, Koki is rolling his hips to meet his thrusts, and digging his nails into his back. It hurts, but in a good way. "Junno," Koki gasps, "touch me, please."
He asks nicely, so Junno unclenches the fistful of sheets he hadn't realized he was holding, and works his hand between them. Koki cries out shortly after Junno begins to stroke him, spilling hot over his hand and shuddering around Junno.
Koki's orgasm shocks Junno, and sets him off too. He can't keep his eyes open, and it feels so weird for Nakamaru to keep fucking him through it. It's one of the best sensations he's ever felt, made even better when Nakamaru stills and pulses inside him, but not before biting down on his shoulder. Junno never would have pegged Nakamaru as a biter, and his breath hitches for a moment.
Then they come back to themselves; it's a little awkward being part of a tangle of limbs, but Nakamaru plants a hand on Junno's back to hold him still as he pulls out. Once Nakamaru is safely next to them on the bed, Junno slips out of Koki and gently lowers his legs. He'd like best to flop down on Koki, but he reconsiders and wiggles into the space between him and Nakamaru.
The three of them lay panting, staring at nothing more than the ceiling when Junno speaks.
"I say we do that again, but in the shower."
Koki and Nakamaru groan weakly, but they nod. "Let us recover a little," Koki laughs before flopping across Junno's chest.
Yes, Junno is most certainly a genius diplomat.
Pairing/Group: Nakamaru Yuichi/Taguchi Junnosuke/Tanaka Koki
Rating/Warnings: NC-17-- a threesome, Junno-logic
Word Count: 1896
Summary: Nakamaru and Koki have been acting strange lately.
Notes: Written for the ficmeme, originally posted here.
Lately, Junno has noticed that both Koki and Nakamaru are acting kind of strange around him. Both of them have invited him to have meals with them, and they ask him to play video games, and Junno is not very sure what he's done to garner so much attention from them.
He is okay with all of the fuss, though, so until he figures out what's going on with those two he might as well just bask. Junno won't lie about it, he likes getting to hang out with them outside of work. Nakamaru is nice, shooting the breeze as they trounce each other in vicious multiplayer missions. He's got a soothing voice, and Junno likes to sneak peeks at the way his fingers dance along his controller.
Koki's been doing the same thing, only with less straightforwardness and more homemade treats. It's probably the most food Junno has eaten lately; he's going to have to run more to make up for it, but that's okay. Junno likes it when Koki fixes nice things for him.
In contrast to how much more time they're spending with him, though, Junno has noticed that Koki and Nakamaru are behaving strangely toward each other. Before, they had laughed and joked with each other, and weren't accidentally shooting each other during survival games. Junno was pretty sure that "friendly fire" did not involve malicious laughter for every round that hit its target.
It's gone on long enough, and Junno is quite distressed over how Nakamaru and Koki have been treating each other. He's got a brilliant plan though. Separately, of course, Junno will invite them to his place. He'll lock away his air guns, and hide all of his wired game controllers, and then he'll get them to make up with each other.
*
Junno approaches Nakamaru first. He's been looking a little stressed, so maybe if Junno invites him over it will help get his mind off finals for a little while. Nakamaru easily agrees from within the stacks of papers and books he's buried in, and Junno counts it as a little victory.
Later that day, Junno follows Koki to the restroom and locks the door. Koki gets the strangest expression on his face, but Junno ignores that and asks him to come by after work. Koki nods, a sort of hopeful look on his face now, and Junno grins down at him.
That should settle things. Junno whistles a jaunty tune as he gets back to work.
*
Junno gets home in record time to tidy things up at the last minute. He's expecting Nakamaru first, since he told him an earlier time; the plan is to lull him into complacency as they play the latest shooter. Maybe he'll even throw a few matches to get Nakamaru into that happy, cocky mood, and he won't be as cold toward Koki when he gets here.
This can't go badly.
*
Or maybe it can.
Koki arrives promptly at the time Junnno specified, all shy smiles and gentle touches until he sees Nakamaru parked in front of the television. Then he sort of visibly bristles, like an angry cat. Junno almost bursts into laughter at that thought, but he manages to keep it together.
Koki settles onto the opposite side of the couch, and leans as far away from Nakamaru as he possibly can. Nakamaru barely acknowledges his presence.
Junno isn't so sure anymore that this was as amazing a plan as he'd originally thought. All he can do now is try and figure out what their problem is. He smiles, and then flops onto the middle cushion. Koki bounces a little, and Nakamaru laughs at that, just a little bit.
Koki is the first to speak. Or, more precisely, yell. "Shut up!"
"Make me," Nakamaru retorts, venom in his voice.
This is not good, not at all, and Junno wrings his hands for a second before finally asking them what's wrong. "Guys!" he shouts over their bickering. "What's gotten into you? This is really upsetting, you know, seeing you two mad at each other all the time."
"I like you, stupid!" Koki mutters, and Nakamaru makes an indignant noise.
"I like you too, Junno. Are you daft?"
Oh. That explains things. Junno doesn't see why they have to bicker with each other; he likes them both. He clears his throat and claps a hand over each of their mouths; Junno makes sure they're both paying attention when he makes his announcement.
"What if I said that I like both of you too? 'Cause I do, and I know that deep down inside you still like each other, maybe not quite the way we seem to be talking about it, but still. It kind of makes me sad to see you two not getting along."
If a pin dropped, Junno bets he could hear it. But that still has to do with the fact that he's shushing Koki and Nakamaru. He looks at each of them, and continues. "Why should I have to pick? Quite frankly, I wouldn't mind having both of you."
Koki bites his palm, and when Junno yelps, he leans across his lap to peer at Nakamaru. They seem to be having some sort of wordless communication. Suddenly, Nakamaru breaks out of his grasp, and Junno can only watch as he and Koki lean toward each other, squishing him in the process, and kiss. It's probably the angriest kiss Junno's ever witnessed, and he's doubly surprised when they break apart and turn to him.
Nakamaru and Koki glance at each other again, and then Junno's nearly smothered when Koki grabs his face and presses their lips together. Koki's tongue flicks against his lips, and is gone quicksilver fast as he makes his way down the side of Junno's neck. He could get used to this, definitely; it's even better when Nakamaru swoops in to take Koki's place.
Junno's a little overwhelmed, but this is probably his best idea ever, so he just relaxes into their clutches. At that moment, two hands grab him through his jeans. Junno chokes a bit, and pulls away from Nakamaru, gasping. "Perhaps we should move this somewhere a little roomier," he mumbles, and Koki is the one who hauls him up from the couch and practically drags him to his bedroom. Nakamaru surprises him even more when he smacks him on the ass to get him to move faster.
That does make him walk a bit faster, and Junno still can't quite believe that both Koki and Nakamaru are violently disrobing him. "Somebody pinch me," he says a little disbelievingly, and when both of them deliver, it hurts. Not a dream at all. He's such a genius.
Faster than he can comprehend, Junno is standing in the middle of his room, naked. Koki and Nakamaru are just as naked, and they've come to a standstill. Nakamaru is the first to speak.
"So... how are we going to do this?"
Junno hadn't really thought that far ahead. "Rock, paper, scissors?" he offers up, a little lamely.
Koki rolls his eyes and has a quick whispered conference with Nakamaru; they nod decisively and eye him up.
"Where's your stuff, Junno?" Koki looks a little stern as he asks, and Junno points meekly to his nightstand. "Good," Koki says, and rummages through the drawer.
Koki cackles a little when he finds the lube and condoms Junno keeps stashed, just in case, and tosses one of the condoms to Nakamaru. He stalks to Junno and unwraps the other one, sort of businesslike as he rolls it onto him. Then Koki steps to Nakamaru and squeezes lube into the palm of his hand.
Junno watches, a little dumbfounded still, as Koki flops onto his bed. Koki wastes no time in preparing himself, smirking at Junno as he slides his slick fingers in and out of himself. It's very nice to watch, but he doesn't do that for very long before Nakamaru marches him to his bed and urges him to kneel between Koki's spread legs. Koki grins up at him and slicks Junno's fingers; his voice is promising when he speaks.
"You should help me, Junno," Koki practically purrs. He's got no problem with that, and he gasps at how tight Koki is around their fingers. That doesn't last long before Koki is batting his hand away and grabs ahold of his cock. Koki hooks his ankles around Junno's waist, surprising him with his flexibility, and groans when Junno slides in.
Somehow, Junno had forgotten that Nakamaru was in the room too, and he jolts when those long fingers trace down his crease. Koki grunts, and Nakamaru chuckles a bit, and Junno suddenly understands how this is going to work.
It kind of feels strange, but Nakamaru is gentle as he spreads Junno open. Koki pulls him down for a kiss, distracting him long enough for Nakamaru to finish stretching. His breath tickles the back of his neck when he leans forward to whisper in Junno's ear.
"Are you ready?"
Junno can't nod quickly enough, since it seems his tongue has gotten stuck to the roof of his mouth. He gasps when Nakamaru enters him, slow and gentle; Koki threads his fingers into Junno's sweat-dampened hair and sort of pets him. It really makes him feel spoiled, and he pushes back against Nakamaru to let him know that he's ready.
Nakamaru is gentle for those first few thrusts, but soon enough he's speeding up and setting the pace for him and Koki. Junno simply takes it, a little overwhelmed, and allows Nakamaru and Koki to guide him. He gasps as Nakamaru hits something that makes everything feel even better.
Under him, Koki is rolling his hips to meet his thrusts, and digging his nails into his back. It hurts, but in a good way. "Junno," Koki gasps, "touch me, please."
He asks nicely, so Junno unclenches the fistful of sheets he hadn't realized he was holding, and works his hand between them. Koki cries out shortly after Junno begins to stroke him, spilling hot over his hand and shuddering around Junno.
Koki's orgasm shocks Junno, and sets him off too. He can't keep his eyes open, and it feels so weird for Nakamaru to keep fucking him through it. It's one of the best sensations he's ever felt, made even better when Nakamaru stills and pulses inside him, but not before biting down on his shoulder. Junno never would have pegged Nakamaru as a biter, and his breath hitches for a moment.
Then they come back to themselves; it's a little awkward being part of a tangle of limbs, but Nakamaru plants a hand on Junno's back to hold him still as he pulls out. Once Nakamaru is safely next to them on the bed, Junno slips out of Koki and gently lowers his legs. He'd like best to flop down on Koki, but he reconsiders and wiggles into the space between him and Nakamaru.
The three of them lay panting, staring at nothing more than the ceiling when Junno speaks.
"I say we do that again, but in the shower."
Koki and Nakamaru groan weakly, but they nod. "Let us recover a little," Koki laughs before flopping across Junno's chest.
Yes, Junno is most certainly a genius diplomat.