Go Griff!
Ok, The Hollow's resident Hottie isn't in this rant but Griff said so himself to me, so Nyah!
Ladies and… ah… fuck it. See, this is, again, my goodbye. Usually, I write one of these goodbyes because I want to leave for a while to get a new character. But, up till today, I was hollowless for a week, and before than I was for nearly three weeks. Hollow has not gone down hill as people say. It’s gone straight down the shitter. And I say this with love. But, unlike usually, I have messages for players, not characters. The player for Lyra, Irilandra, Cira, and anyone I’ve forgotten. You don’t fucking need an alt. All your characters are the same person. A mass murdering whore who sits about eating babies and raping children with sticks. And stop playing of Kai and Sol, you one trick bitch. Lyra was made by Solaris, Irilandra is the daughter of Kaizer… jeez, it’s as if you’re something out of Final Fantasy. Redundant. And poorly written. And while I’m on you, while talking to your boyfriend, it’s a good idea not to orgasm over Kaizer. -pats head once- To the player of Kaethil and Shinnan. Fuck you. In the ass. With a car. See, there’s a few things, when you own a game, or run the fucker, you don’t spend sixteen hours a day on a different one, letting your own rot. Further, your RP contains mostly licking on women and beating men with chairs. Feminist nazi. Rather hypocritical of you to deny sex, but allow women to lick women… hmm… You don’t know how to RP, and you don’t know how to run a game. I have to say, I respected you when the Admin’s were nobodies, and you were friendly. Oh. One last thing on you. Desertwalker sucks as an admin. Lionel, forgive me for smacking your girlfriend’s ego, but, come on, you know she’s full of shit. Demont, Play on. You’ve added some kind of flavor to Hollow. Infact, allow me to go through a list of people who make Hollow worth it. Demont, Shaden, Vash. Elrohir, and, Ayanna. And the old player of Aurora. The rest of you? Fuckwits who play too many RPGs and watch too much fucking LOTR. On to VGFH! Now, while we fought that last week about my argument for sex on Hollow, you were possibly the only person who knows what the fuck they’re talking about. You do have my respect. Alexiasisisisisisis. Good job. Try an easier name, but good job. -shrugs- Ryeanna. Please. Usurp Kaethil, and give me a buzz, I’ll be back. OH. To those who’ve read this drivvel, I bet you’re wondering, “Why the hell Shaden?” Let me tell you!! See, while Vyrick -nazi salute- was a big deal, he had Pappy’s baby at risk. Only two fucking people went to save her. Shaden and Aurora. Where were the elf-dog-I-cant-come-up-with-original-shit people? Also, in the KOTR / Order, Shaden was the first to step up, save the leader herself. When I held Sabine captive, Shaden stood to fight. Shaden makes you heroes look like pussies. Also, villains. Try something other than chaos. Good guys can be villains. Try whipping the face of Hollow clean of baddies. There are a handful of good people, kill everyone else. Alexander, while that may seem like a stab at you, it wasn’t. I respect you more than any Rper on this game. But you aren’t bad bad guy material. Sorry. Oh. No more apocalypses. No. More. Fucking. Apocalypses. It’s done every fucking week, try something new. I hate you all. Fuck you. In fact, I’ll give you the vibrators to fuck yourselves. Meet me at Tyrone mall in two weeks at five. I dare you. Come to find me, you pussies. I’ll give you the sex toys, then beat the fuck out of you with a stick. Morons. Forgive me for the swearing and hatefulness, but, frankly, you all need to learn what the fuck RP is. NOT ‘KZOMG! Loinelws fought like alexnder and koizar and now he winzar but no love not Rpee cause it is the suckzorts I am emo bitch never love whah FUCK OFF!!!!! -nods- With this, I log out and happily piss on Hollow for all of time. Sven, should you see this? Save yourself some money, and turn this piece of flaming horse shit. Off. See ya, fuckos.
And there you have it. 1 more crippling smash to Hollow's overly large ego, I wish I'd saved yours, Tony. Ah well, too late for that now. I'm going to bed.
Love you, Tony
~Nat