Crack News - Kim Jaejoong Arrested When Police Discover Boner

[ayase123]

Title: Crack News - Kim Jaejoong Arrested When Police Discover Boner
Pairing: YunJae, YooMin, YooSu, MinFood
Rating: R
Genre: total crack, no seriously, CRACK
Disclaimer: I don't own them, know them or intend any disrespect to DBSK.
Summary: Totally Fake Crack News (which is a super duper reliable source) has all the breaking news about the

Comments

[yuukihitohira]

BOX IN THE SHEEP.

;__; Marry me?

[chloe1910]

lmao, yunho you phail!!! i ccan't believe he swallowed the key..and jae with his siren ability to lure and make men fallin love with him...haha, that's kinda true cause seems like so many artist is good friend with jae recently and they seems to be real fond of jae...

[blinkable]

Ah for this update all the gossips have been sharing relatively equal attention....who am I kidding...it's all about Kim Jaejung the attention seeker ;p ohgosh although I didn't LOL so much on the whole jaejungie being arrested and the conspiracy behind it but idk why I feel happy just even reading his dialogues *~* And I can't shake off this poor image of Yunho being handcuffed and knitting those weeny hats O:

Bah are you trying to find whether they are any recorded images of Jaejung mesmerising those 6 policemen? XD

[avieyal]

the body bag Yoohwan carried..Junho's disappearence..and then chicken bones in an SM employee's house to frame Kim Jaejoong? oh-HO! I smell a conspiracy...AND IT SMELLS LIKE ROASTED DUCK.

[faay3x_12]

omg! these are hilarious xD
Can i explain how hard i laughed at all 8 of them?
I see myself stalking you LJ in the future xD
do mind if i add you?