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i'm gonna start posting up random memories i have in oakton. It's gonna be really random and some people might be offended. but i think its funny.
Glorius Moments in Poker
this was earlier in the year when we were still sane about betting. We were eating lunch in the cafeteria playing omaha. After the flop, it came down to me, penney, and weems. On the turn, I made my straight flush of hearts and Penney made his Ace high flush and weems made his perfect low. Penney raised $5. I reraised $5. Weems reraised $5. I knew what weems and penney had. I felt really bad for penney because he had a really confused look on his face. The look on his face was priceless when I flipped over my cards.
this was later in the year when everyone was so bored that people were winning or losing money in the $20 increments. Scholla was out so we had a free period in physics. We were playing lots of omaha. I was down $7 at that point. So me being the conservative poker player, raised $5 preflop. Some people called out of spite. The smart ones folded. The flop came and I tripped my Queens. I bet another 5. Some people still called. Turn came, i didn't improve my hand, but I bet $5 anyways. Everyone folded. I won $50. That day, Scott Geiser, Andrew Weems, and I were up a total of $100. Everyone else was down. Penney was down $50. The look on his face was pricess.
The Banana Incident
one day during lunch freshman year, I was eating lunch with Penney, Steve, and a bunch of other people from world Civ. We were in 9th grade so our maturity was probably not up to par. Panos was too full to eat his banana. i remembered a scene out of Scary Movie where the black guy gets his ear penetrated by a penis so I peeled the banana and shoved it in penney's ear. The look on his face was priceless.
the same thing happened again several times, one time being senior year. By now, he was already used to my abuse so he was very aware of any bananas near him. But that was only during lunch. We were in physics and I got him during class. in the ear. He was really really angry. He grabbed a chunk of the banana and threw it as hard as he could at me. I ducked just in time and the banana hit the wall and splattered everywhere. He had to clean it up. Priceless.
JoJo's Milkbath
okay, you probably haven't heard this story unless you were in 9th grade world civ and you ate lunch with me. Penney had a horrible habit of getting ketchup on his white nike shirt everyday in lunch. That one day was no different. Jojo flung an open ketchup packet at penney and he got ketchup on his white nike shirt. Penney, in an outrageous rage, picked up his unopened milk carton and threw it at jojo. The milk carton hit him in the face and exploded. milk got everywhere, it was funny.
Crazy Game of Football
friday football in tim's backyard was a fond memory. This was one of the few games where Tom was playing. He and penney were on the same team against my team. I had the ball and I was running toward the fieldgoal. Penney was chasing me and tom was running towards me at full speed. Tom had alot of mass back then and getting hit by him would send you to the emergency room. I somehow managed to dodge tom. I heard a big smack. When i turned around, Penney was on the ground screaming and tom looked confused. Penney's glasses were about 5 feet away from his face and i think one of his shoes came off too. Ah...
Glorius Moments in Poker
this was earlier in the year when we were still sane about betting. We were eating lunch in the cafeteria playing omaha. After the flop, it came down to me, penney, and weems. On the turn, I made my straight flush of hearts and Penney made his Ace high flush and weems made his perfect low. Penney raised $5. I reraised $5. Weems reraised $5. I knew what weems and penney had. I felt really bad for penney because he had a really confused look on his face. The look on his face was priceless when I flipped over my cards.
this was later in the year when everyone was so bored that people were winning or losing money in the $20 increments. Scholla was out so we had a free period in physics. We were playing lots of omaha. I was down $7 at that point. So me being the conservative poker player, raised $5 preflop. Some people called out of spite. The smart ones folded. The flop came and I tripped my Queens. I bet another 5. Some people still called. Turn came, i didn't improve my hand, but I bet $5 anyways. Everyone folded. I won $50. That day, Scott Geiser, Andrew Weems, and I were up a total of $100. Everyone else was down. Penney was down $50. The look on his face was pricess.
The Banana Incident
one day during lunch freshman year, I was eating lunch with Penney, Steve, and a bunch of other people from world Civ. We were in 9th grade so our maturity was probably not up to par. Panos was too full to eat his banana. i remembered a scene out of Scary Movie where the black guy gets his ear penetrated by a penis so I peeled the banana and shoved it in penney's ear. The look on his face was priceless.
the same thing happened again several times, one time being senior year. By now, he was already used to my abuse so he was very aware of any bananas near him. But that was only during lunch. We were in physics and I got him during class. in the ear. He was really really angry. He grabbed a chunk of the banana and threw it as hard as he could at me. I ducked just in time and the banana hit the wall and splattered everywhere. He had to clean it up. Priceless.
JoJo's Milkbath
okay, you probably haven't heard this story unless you were in 9th grade world civ and you ate lunch with me. Penney had a horrible habit of getting ketchup on his white nike shirt everyday in lunch. That one day was no different. Jojo flung an open ketchup packet at penney and he got ketchup on his white nike shirt. Penney, in an outrageous rage, picked up his unopened milk carton and threw it at jojo. The milk carton hit him in the face and exploded. milk got everywhere, it was funny.
Crazy Game of Football
friday football in tim's backyard was a fond memory. This was one of the few games where Tom was playing. He and penney were on the same team against my team. I had the ball and I was running toward the fieldgoal. Penney was chasing me and tom was running towards me at full speed. Tom had alot of mass back then and getting hit by him would send you to the emergency room. I somehow managed to dodge tom. I heard a big smack. When i turned around, Penney was on the ground screaming and tom looked confused. Penney's glasses were about 5 feet away from his face and i think one of his shoes came off too. Ah...