One time when I was five, I thought I could hatch an egg. I thought it would be really cool. So I stole an egg out of the fridge and carried it around with me for about a week in a fanny pack to keep it warm. At night, so that I wouldn't smoosh it, I would put the fanny pack on top of the hot water heater in my room ( Read more... )

Thankfully, my drinking binge has ended, and I am no longer drunk. I feel like I am going to die. I hope this doesn't last very long, because then I think I might actually die ( Read more... )

i would like to thank my roomamte char for being the bsest ever. i have been drunk for about 18 horurs, and event hgouhg it am being irest=ponisble, she is letting me selep and stuff.

zeb called me i ahte him so nmuch. then i started crying my eys out to hinm, and it hink that was bad. oops.

I just want to do what I want to do. For the most part, I like being around my friends, people I care about... but sometimes, I want to be selfish. I am not married, I have no real obligation in my life, and while I'd love to have somebody to be committed to, that's just not how it is right now. So I figure that this is the only point in my life ( Read more... )

Last night I watched A Clockwork Orange with Char. Well she actually fell asleep, but I still watched it. That movie is so fucked up. What if life was really like that? I don't believe that people lived in places like that in the 70s. Nothing is really that cool. Every time I see that movie, it reminds me of Fahrenheit 451... I had to read it ( Read more... )

I am so sick of guys. I know that I just have really bad taste, and that I could avoid all of this by just going out with nice ones, but no matter how hard I try, I always end up with some stupid meat-head. Is it a coincidence that my ex-boyfriend AND the guy that just broke up with me both worked in construction?? I think not. Is it also a ( Read more... )

So I think I just made a mistake... I was talking to Char about her ex-boyfriend, which made me start thinking about MY ex-boyfriend. I haven't talked to him in almost a year because he's a terrible excuse for a human being. But for some reason today, I decided to be a complete idiot and text message him. He probably won't respond because when ( Read more... )

Today George Bush was re-elected. Some have told me that it can only get better from here. That is so not true. Our environment can get WAY worse. More people will die. Our economy will keep going downhill. I am sad because I don't think people understand what a mistake our country has made. I am not proud to be an American- I am ashamed of ( Read more... )