You can't make this shit up.

[aylara]

As heard at the L.A. Zoo in front of the jaguar exhibit:

"I was, like, hypnotized, by the tiger, or whatever it is."

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[lithera]

.......

What?

[terminal83]

Near the bear exhibit:

"Wow, it's like a bear and junk."

God people are dumb.

[vengeant]

Awesome. Just, like, awesome.

...Methinks this'll show up in a script at some point...

[dragonblink]

I'm always baffled by people who are unable to identify the categories of tiger and not-tiger. Of all the cats in the world, the fricking tiger is the easiest one to pick out!

1) Does it look like a kittycat?
2) Is it orange (or white) and stripey?
3) Are there bars and barriers keeping you from petting it, and/or is everyone running screaming in terror?

If you can answer yes to all three of these ... it's a goddamn tiger. If not ... it's NOT a goddamn tiger.

It's a shame zoos don't put some kind of, I dunno, sign or something up to tell you what you're looking at. OH WAIT!

[spiralsequin]

Ah now, come on, let's not jump to conclusions that they were Really. Bloody. Stupid.

Maybe they were right about the hypnotism. Maybe the jaguar had hypnotised them into thinking it was a tiger....