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Why yes, I am 12. Why do you ask?

My family is departing as of tomorrow. I have a bajillion things to do. I am trying to get myself back into a workish headspace. Yesterday, in fact, I spent a few hours doing just that, and then after going to bed around midnight, I lay awake for quite some time, as I realize I often do when I am not on vacation. So that's what all this has been ( Read more... )

Since cwweir mentioned something about the bizarre luck I seem to have, I thought, "Wait 'til I get going ( Read more... )

So now I've got some idiot sending random text messages to my work cell phone. The last one had porn pictures attached.

Why must I be surrounded with frickin' idiots?

I absolutely love this issue.

( I really do. )

So, from Friday night until about noon today, we were without Internet access ( Read more... )

-- record audition for Seminar, because I cannot help myself
-- record (something secret) for (secret)
-- e-mail (secret person) about working on (can't tell you)
-- get together a very rough outline of Wonder Woman 40
-- work on side business this evening (YES for the entire useful evening)

Not bad.

-- record audition for Seminar, because I cannot help myself ( Read more... )

Dear Metro Red Line riders (particularly the males I have come in contact with ( Read more... )

So my work laptop is being reimaged, I'm on a borrowed one with no access to my files, and I had close to, but not quite, five hours of sleep last night.

This is really not the best of days.

I'm going to pretend I feel zen about all of this and hope I can get somebody to give me the conference bridge number for the 1 p.m. call.