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Ten Things You Wish You Could Say To Ten Different People Right Now
-i really wish you would get over this whole pity me phase, because i'm not going to pity you. when you're a total bitch to people, they tend to not like you, so having no friends is your fault not mine.
-i am excited to never see you again. [: choke on something, bitch.
-you're my best friend, and i just wish you would do what you want and not what will be best for her.
-i miss you so incredibly much, please come home and hug me.
-you annoy me.
-get ungrounded. and i'm sorry you are. my bad. i adore you.
-i can't believe you moved, you dumb boy, come back, i need you here.
-i think it would be best if i don't hang out with you.
-wow, you are so pretty.
-it hasn't been a whole week and i miss you to death. just move in.
Nine Things About Yourself
-i hate my job with a burning passion.
-i am currently obsessed with doing morning yoga and bellydancing.
-i am super excited for october 13th, SAY ANYTHING's new album. [:
-i love coffee.
-i want to fight someone.
-i want a lip piercing.
-i could use a back massage right now.
-i want to go help clean the animals next time there's an oil spill.
-i have a crush on the fish man at the supermarket.
Eight Ways to Win Your Heart
-listen and love say anything.
-embrace my loser habits.
-be chill, but still care.
-hold my hand.
-take me to hang out with your friends.
-learn to cook.
-take me out on old fashioned dates.
-be nice.
Seven Things That Cross Your Mind A Lot
-i would like some wine.
-i would like a plane ticket to PA.
-holy fucking shit, i'll be in italy next month.
-i need a nap.
-la la la, whatever song that's in my head.
-good lord i want to be five again.
-i should do my laundry.
why isn't there a 6?
Five Turn-Offs
-self-absorbed.
-asshole.
-greasy monkeys.
-guys who just want the physical.
-the ones who think men are better than women.
Four Turn-Ons
-nice back.
-plays guitar or drums.
-tattoos.
-good sense of style and good music taste.
Three Smileys That Describe Your Life
- [:
- :/
- :O
Two Things You Wish You Never Did
-quit.
-i wish i'm not so open with people.
One Confession
i'm scared of going to italy, but i'm more afraid i'll like it so much that i'll not come back.
-i really wish you would get over this whole pity me phase, because i'm not going to pity you. when you're a total bitch to people, they tend to not like you, so having no friends is your fault not mine.
-i am excited to never see you again. [: choke on something, bitch.
-you're my best friend, and i just wish you would do what you want and not what will be best for her.
-i miss you so incredibly much, please come home and hug me.
-you annoy me.
-get ungrounded. and i'm sorry you are. my bad. i adore you.
-i can't believe you moved, you dumb boy, come back, i need you here.
-i think it would be best if i don't hang out with you.
-wow, you are so pretty.
-it hasn't been a whole week and i miss you to death. just move in.
Nine Things About Yourself
-i hate my job with a burning passion.
-i am currently obsessed with doing morning yoga and bellydancing.
-i am super excited for october 13th, SAY ANYTHING's new album. [:
-i love coffee.
-i want to fight someone.
-i want a lip piercing.
-i could use a back massage right now.
-i want to go help clean the animals next time there's an oil spill.
-i have a crush on the fish man at the supermarket.
Eight Ways to Win Your Heart
-listen and love say anything.
-embrace my loser habits.
-be chill, but still care.
-hold my hand.
-take me to hang out with your friends.
-learn to cook.
-take me out on old fashioned dates.
-be nice.
Seven Things That Cross Your Mind A Lot
-i would like some wine.
-i would like a plane ticket to PA.
-holy fucking shit, i'll be in italy next month.
-i need a nap.
-la la la, whatever song that's in my head.
-good lord i want to be five again.
-i should do my laundry.
why isn't there a 6?
Five Turn-Offs
-self-absorbed.
-asshole.
-greasy monkeys.
-guys who just want the physical.
-the ones who think men are better than women.
Four Turn-Ons
-nice back.
-plays guitar or drums.
-tattoos.
-good sense of style and good music taste.
Three Smileys That Describe Your Life
- [:
- :/
- :O
Two Things You Wish You Never Did
-quit.
-i wish i'm not so open with people.
One Confession
i'm scared of going to italy, but i'm more afraid i'll like it so much that i'll not come back.