Title: Patients Are Dicks
Rating: PG
Warnings: None
Word Count: 54 (tiny!!!)
Summary: Patients are dicks.
Disclaimer: Not mine.
AN: Just a misplaced comment fic from hoodietime. Trying to keep things organized. :)
“Gimme that marker.”
“Why?”
“Why do you care why?”
“Dean.”
“Dude. Just give me the fucking marker.”
“What are you-oh. Nice, Dean. The surgeon’s gonna love that.”
OTHER LEG YOU DICK
“Yeah, well, as long as the guy does his job right, he’ll never see it.”
“…You are so gonna get a catheter.”